Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat

Whiners, all of you!
Watch what I do here:

1) Kings drop to #5 in the lottery -- ****! Screwed again!
2) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3) Call David Kahn. He's stupid. He has no outside shooting and no SG. He also has a problem with Al Jefferson and Kevin Love not working together. He has a Top 5 pick to get a Favors or a Cousins. So, give him another. Learn from Boston 3 years ago or Washington last year:
#5 pick 2010 draft
Andres Nocioni $6.8mil
Franciso Garcia $5.5mil
for
Al Jefferson $13mil
4) Call up LeBron James, say hey LeBron, how would you like to play with Tyreke Evans AND Al Jefferson?
If LeBron says yes, celebrate:
C- Spencer Hawes
PF- Al Jefferson
SF- LeBron James
SG- Donte Greene
PG- Tyreke Evans
6th- Carl Landry
7th- Omri Casspi
8th- Jason Thompson
9th- Beno Udrih
*note you will still not stop anybody up front with that frontcourt and I would suggest swapping Jaosn or Spencer for a defensive stud. Still...party!
5) If LeBron says no, give a call to Portland, say "hey, you fools have been looking for a young SF of the future forever, would you like one of ours? And it really is terrible how your young center keeps on getting hurt, but you've got Camby and Pryz if you want him, and you could really use a good backup to LaMarcus, someone reliable maybe.
Jason Thompson
Omri or Donte
for
Greg Oden
6) Call LeBron back. Say hey LeBron! How would you like to play with Tyreke Evans, Al Jefferson AND Greg Oden. When he says yes, celebrate:
C- Greg Oden
PF- Al Jefferson
SF- LeBron James
SG- Omri/Donte
PG- Tyreke Evans
6th- Carl Landry
7th- Spencer Hawes
8th- Beno Udrih
Add several weenie shooting guards to stretch things. Party!
