A Kings fan is

#31
I expect the worst and hope for the best. Every year I tell everyone the Kings going to win it all, just because that's what I want to believe for myself. It doesn't matter whose in a Kings jersey each yeah, they will get my support. Those who are gone, I miss them, but they are gone. I never propose trades, because it's not my role. If no trade happens, if they do happens, whose in the purple next year will get my full support.

A real King fan? It's just someone who can admit to being a Kings' fan even when they are at their worst.
 
#32
In My House ... 5 Indicators to Prove You're a King's Fan:

1 - You yell at the TV during King's games
2 - You plan your evenings accordingly if the King's are playing that night
3 - You have a problem with Barkley or Walton
4 - You hate it everytime you see that replay of Horry sinking that shot
5 - Your King's stuff collection gets bigger and bigger every year