[Game] 70/82: Kings vs. Spurs 17 MAR 2026, 7pm PT/10pm ET

[Tetsujin]

Spurs literally shooting magnetballs from beyond the arc.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spurs not missing enough shots for the Kings to boost their rebounding numbers.

 

[Tetsujin]

As long as Russ and Deebo don’t see huge minutes in the fourth quarter, this is about as pleasant of a blowout loss to help the tank as you could hope for.

 

[Spike]

Oh man. I could go for some Jack in the Box.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

So, what value does Wemby offer if he isn't hitting threes, really?

The scary thing is that he's still pretty much just tossing **** up out there. Imagine if he comes back next season with a go-to move? He wouldn't even need a whole bag, like, just one move.

 

[Krunker]

Might as well feed Max and run up his scoring high

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Oh man. I could go for some Jack in the Box.

Man, it's been just over 21 years since the last time I had Jack in the Box. It hit the spot when I had the midwatch.

 

[Krunker]

Killian Hayes seems like he's played better since his contract?

 

[Tetsujin]

Doug gonna let Max get some rest or he really gonna play him the entire 2nd half?

 

[Tetsujin]

Killian Hayes seems like he's played better since his contract?

There’s a lot to like from him when he’s a random dude you signed off the street as opposed to a lotto pick who you famously passed on Tyrese Haliburton for.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

This feels like slab’s fault, TBH

It's never a bad day to blame @SLAB.

Life...is @SLAB's fault.

 

[Tetsujin]

Gotta be honest, still not seeing a lot to convince me that Carter Bryant should have gotten a spot in the Rising Stars game instead of Max.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Gonna be at this one. Excited to see Wemby in person!

I'll make sure to organize the unleashing of a couple of handfuls of Bronson Reed Tsunami's on you before your next in person Kings experience.

 

[Tetsujin]

Yeah I think Plowden is an NBA player

 

[MizzouKing]

How can Plowden pull off circus shots like that but not be able to hit a free throw??

 

[SLAB]

i just want 30/10 for Max.

 

[Tetsujin]

Plowden might’ve hurt something.

 

[Tetsujin]

A 40-5 assist to turnover ratio is wild man.

 

[Tetsujin]

Chuds on Kings twitter who were mad about the Kings winning the last couple of games are now made they’re losing tonight. Chuds gonna chud.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Biyombo hating.

 

[Tetsujin]

Max with an off the dribble floater. This is not a normal 42nd overall pick.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

i just want 30/10 for Max.

Missed it by thatmuch.

 

[Tetsujin]

Max with the behind the back pass to Cardwell for the push shot.

 

[Tetsujin]

Missed it by thatmuch.

Did they not credit him for that board where he smacked in the face and the Spurs got called for the foul?

 

[MizzouKing]

Well hey, we kept it under 30.

 

[Sam0ah]

Max can ball!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Did they not credit him for that board where he smacked in the face and the Spurs got called for the foul?

That appears to have been ruled a team offensive rebound, due to a loose ball foul.

 

[Spike]

We won!
(The second half)

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

We won!
(The second half)

At least we can win something...

 

[Tetsujin]

Sucks for Dev that he followed up dropping a 22 point fourth guarded by immediately getting injured and seeing Killian Hayes steal his spot in the rotation but that’s pretty much his NBA career in a nutshell