[Game] 70/82: Kings vs. Spurs 17 MAR 2026, 7pm PT/10pm ET

[Sluggah]

This feels like slab’s fault, TBH

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

This feels like slab’s fault, TBH

It's never a bad day to blame @SLAB.

 

[Tetsujin]

In case y’all were upset about those wins over the last week, the games for you.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Jonesy getting me all hyped up for Bill Kennedy to announce a review, but then I remember that he's not the crew chief tonight, James Capers is.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Spurs guards get three assists per game apiece just throwing the ball in the general vicinity of Victor Wembanyama.

 

[Tetsujin]

Deebo keeps randomly switching onto Wemby.

 

[Sluggah]

Jonesy getting me all hyped up for Bill Kennedy to announce a review, but then I remember that he's not the crew chief tonight, James Capers is.

I just figured if Bill was in the arena, he got the mic

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I just figured if Bill was in the arena, he got the mic

I wouldn't hate that at all.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Is that the third 10-0 Spurs run in the half?

 

[Sluggah]

Are we actively trying to not guard that corner three?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I can't believe that there are only three players in NBA history with at least 20K points and 10K assists, and all three of them played in the NBA this season.

 

[ShastaKingsFan]

John Stockton is another stratosphere for career assists. That's a record that may never be approached

 

[Spike]

Boy, this escalated quickly. Maybe we're waiting to be down 40 to lull them into a false sense of security.

 

[Caccia]

Tonight is just what we need to end the season on a 13-game losing streak. Go Spurs!

 

[Tetsujin]

Champagnie has never missed a three against the Kings.

 

[Tetsujin]

Nique on pace for a triple double. Max on pace to play 39 minutes. Kings on pace to lose by 60. I hope this gets some of you all to step off the ledge for the evening haha

 

[MizzouKing]

Never thought I'd enjoy us being on the receiving end of a blowout loss! But this should help sober us up quick about how far we still have to go. If we can just stay at the 4th worst spot, we will have about a 92% probably of a top 5 pick.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Nique on pace for a triple double. Max on pace to play 39 minutes. Kings on pace to lose by 60. I hope this gets some of you all to step off the ledge for the evening haha

Forwards or backwards?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Nique on pace for a triple double. Max on pace to play 39 minutes. Kings on pace to lose by 60. I hope this gets some of you all to step off the ledge for the evening haha

I mean, I guess early foul trouble is one way to get the ball out of DeRozan's hands.

 

[MizzouKing]

Boy, this escalated quickly. Maybe we're waiting to be down 40 to lull them into a false sense of security.

Exploiting their overconfidence.... genius!!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

San Antonio's starting backcourt has combined for twelve assists and zero turnovers.

 

[Tetsujin]

San Antonio's starting backcourt has combined for twelve assists and zero turnovers.

Castle has 7 assists and I’m guessing 4 of those were lobs to Wemby and the other three were passes to HB (currently in Splash Bro mode since this game doesn’t matter) or Champaignienfor semi-covered threes.

 

[Krunker]

Plus Westbrook got his assists stat, do mission accomplished

 

[Tetsujin]

The Spurs have five centers on their roster for some reason and only two and a half of those are playable. (Helps that one is Wemby).

 

[Sluggah]

That’s a quick timeout

 

[MizzouKing]

That’s a quick timeout

I'd say 'Sit'em and play the scrubs' but...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The Spurs have five centers on their roster for some reason and only two and a half of those are playable. (Helps that one is Wemby).

Hey now, F. Luke Kornet is there as Wembanyama insurance, FIBA World Champion™ Mason Plumlee is there as F. Luke Kornet insurance... Not really sure why Biyambo is there?

 

[SLAB]

This is going well.

 

[Tetsujin]

Deebo dropped all his points for tonight in the game against the Jazz

 

[Sluggah]

A perfect HB shot if the game was on the line