This is so transparent:
Hansen/Ballmer/Maloof's sues NBA for losses
Wins
Sacramento/CA sues HBM for losses to the city after losing team
Wins
Seattle/WA sues Sac/CA for losses to local economy
Wins
CA declares war on WA
Wins, but Sac and Olympia/Seattle decimated
North Korea buys Kings and moves them, Rodman is owner/GM, NBA approves deal unilaterally
Duh.
Hansen/Ballmer/Maloof's sues NBA for losses
Wins
Sacramento/CA sues HBM for losses to the city after losing team
Wins
Seattle/WA sues Sac/CA for losses to local economy
Wins
CA declares war on WA
Wins, but Sac and Olympia/Seattle decimated
North Korea buys Kings and moves them, Rodman is owner/GM, NBA approves deal unilaterally
Duh.