I'm probably gonna be seeing this one regardless of the bad reviews. Should be self-explanatory as to why
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Saw GI Joe the other night, and man talk about cheesy. Crazy action scenes and a few funny moments, but very cheesy in some parts. Never watched the cartoon either so I didn't know many of the characters or the story
I'll take cheesy over bad any day of the week. It's like they had some idea (that is actually not bad) and wanted to wrap computer games into it, so they crammed the Sims, a FPS, mind control, and if you ever saw "Lost in Space" (movie with Matt LeBlanc) - the control scheme used for the robot, but not nearly as well done or interesting - thrown in for good measure.
One thing that was really annoying was that if it really was a movie pitched to "gamers" they wouldn't need to explain everything. Use ping and gibs and whatever else they had and people will figure it out. If you are pitching a movie to mechanics you wouldn't need to explain what bolts and nuts and pistons do, would you? It's like they are intentionally making a movie to make Jack Thompson mad, and that's fine, but at least make it a good movie if that is what you want to do.
It is violent, including to women, some nudity but not really any point to it (playing to the gamers stereotype that they will do anything to see a partially naked woman), some gamers as disgusting fat slobs living in basements (again, playing on bad stereotypes), lots of blood and guts that really isn't necessary, but most of all, just not a movie done well.