yeah. he's only averaged like 30 points a game since coming back from injury after missing the majority of the season. what a bum. i hope we can unload his "superstar" contract for "flexible" pieces midseason, some of which will hopefully still be warming the bench years later.
i mean...why hasn't he won these past 5 games single handedly? why haven't we won a championship with him yet? did Kobe need Shaq to win championships? no. did Jordan need Pippen? no. did either of them need some amazing coach? no. they did it all by themselves. and if memory serves me correctly, they won every game they played too.
so i guess my secret dream of waiving the rest of the team and having Kevin play 1 on 5 for 10 million per year and winning every game isn't actually going to happen.
now it looks like i will have to move on to plan B. either drafting a terminator, building a time machine to trade 2009 Kenny Thomas for 1993 Jordan, or legally changing the city's from Sacramento to New York and convincing LeBron to sign for the MLE.
see you all at the next "Kevin isn't the greatest thing on the face of this planet" thread!
where the hell did i put my dead horse?
i mean...why hasn't he won these past 5 games single handedly? why haven't we won a championship with him yet? did Kobe need Shaq to win championships? no. did Jordan need Pippen? no. did either of them need some amazing coach? no. they did it all by themselves. and if memory serves me correctly, they won every game they played too.
so i guess my secret dream of waiving the rest of the team and having Kevin play 1 on 5 for 10 million per year and winning every game isn't actually going to happen.
now it looks like i will have to move on to plan B. either drafting a terminator, building a time machine to trade 2009 Kenny Thomas for 1993 Jordan, or legally changing the city's from Sacramento to New York and convincing LeBron to sign for the MLE.
see you all at the next "Kevin isn't the greatest thing on the face of this planet" thread!
where the hell did i put my dead horse?