Just for fun:
Allen Iverson $18.2mil
for
Mike Bibby $12.5mil
Shareef Abdur-Rahim $5.4mil
Quincy Douby $1.2mil
Why Philly wouldn't want to just go into rebuilding mode I know not but... Bibby/Webb reunited. SAR the cheap PF placeholder if they can move Webb later. Douby the lcoal college project and "mini-A.I." to give them a little youth.
Ben Wallace $16mil
for
Brad Miller $9.6mil
John Salmons $4.4mil
+ mayeb a protected pick or ender or some such
The probelm being that A.I. and Salmons really don't like each other and John would ratehr quit than play alongside Allen. So trade him to a team wiht another malcontent aging star who RON doesn't like. Meanwhile Choicago likes Brad, and Salmons might be that big OG they've been looking for.
Then:
C- Ben Wallace
PF- Kenny Thomas
SF- Ron Artest
OG- Kevin Martin
PG- Allen Iverson
Bench - Cisco, Corliss, Price resign Justin Williams
It would be grand! Grumpy tough guy egomaniacs brawling at every step. Hip hop blaring throught the lockerroom. Brawls on the practice floor, on the court, in the stands. Armed posses facing off in the parking lot. The whole damn league would be too terrified to even make the trip to Arco and we'd go 41-0 every year at home just by default. Of course we'd probably show up to opening day to find that Kevin had been given an atomic wedgie and they'd held Muss down as they shaved his head into a green mohawk, but hey, whatever works.