fav basketball jargon....
1) He's got the bucket.
2) He's no good at the low post
3) Swish
4) Nothing but net
5) alleyoop pass
Why i like them...they're a little silly
1)..no he doesnt, the only person who is likely to have a bucket is the janitor who sweeps the floor
2)..He would be
fantastic at the low post..his
problem is the post and the hoop attached to it is too high
3)..How can you compare a basketball to a pair of curtains or a windscreen wiper?
4)..That's not right though is it? The result is either +2points or +3points. If it was 'nothing but net' it would mean you had to hit the rim to score!
5)..Where did that come from..I see no Alleys, and throwing a ball long for your team mate to execute a flying dunk seems to deserve more that a word which ends..'oop'.