#WWST?

[VF21]

Because Grandmaster Sexay wasn't appropriate for the Victorian era.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

I was gonna say "do that gif thing".
Not disappointed.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I can't believe that it took me three weeks to realize that the one industry that's primed to make a comeback, in a huge way, during this crisis? Drive-in theaters.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1247286301713485826

I've said it a hundred times, and I'll say it again: Chris Webber's not getting into the HOF, until he makes peace with the rest of the Fab 5, and buries the hatchet at Michigan.

 

[VF21]

Sacramento actually has one drive-in.

 

[VF21]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1247286301713485826

Great question posted in Threefer Madness:

Who deserves to be in the HOF more, Rick Adelman or Chris Webber?

— Carmichael Dave (@CarmichaelDave) April 6, 2020

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

She’s ice cold https://t.co/OIst3cSM2j

— Obi Wagwan (@DomNature_) April 9, 2020

Oh, you BALLIN ballin

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

[Break character]


FYI, the above tweet was found in a reply string that originated with this tweet:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1247962835193344000

[/Break character]

 

[Spike]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1222281159188664325

The new Sabrina, I assume. Blasphemous if referencing MJH.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

It's a holiday weekend, and I still can't get my Civ4 on, with this POS emergency replacement laptop, so I'm bored. And this is apparently going around, so **** it, why not:

Well?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Disclaimer: Mr. S£im Citrus does not guarantee that he actually *has* a Top 5 for whatever you ask him.

 

[Warhawk]

Top 5 foods?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Top 5 foods?

1. Scalllops
2. Steak
3. Shrimp
4. Catfish
5. Mushrooms

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Scallops
Steak
Shrimp
Catfish
Mushrooms

I think I'd do quite well on Slim's culinary desert island. Even put scallops in the right order.

 

[chief bromden]

Top 5 video games?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Top 5 video games?

Since I don't count computer games as video games:

1. Final Fantasy VI
2. Mega Man X 4
3. Final Fantasy XII
4. WWF No Mercy
5. Super Metroid

 

[Spike]

Top 5 Wrestlers

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Top 5 Wrestlers

1. Bret Hart
2. Molly Holly
3. Akira Hokuto
4. Ricky Steamboat
5. Eddie Guerrero

 

[chief bromden]

Man, I debated over whether to ask for computer or video games. I chose the wrong one!

Top 5 computer games?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Top 5 computer games?

1. Civilization IV
2. Civilization III
3. Sim City
4. Civilization
5. Civilization II

 

[VF21]

Top 5 veggies

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Top 5 veggies

This is going to be hard to explain, in light of the fact that I had mushrooms as one of my Top 5 foods, overall, but:

1. Broccoli
2. Mushrooms
3. Chili Peppers
4. Bell Peppers
5. Zucchini

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Rudy Giuliani, come get this whoopin'!

 

[whitechocolate]

For a moment I thought users named "Rudy Giuliani" and "come get this whoopin" liked the above post. I spent a good couple seconds looking for S£im's commentary.

 

[Warhawk]

Rudy Giuliani, come get this whoopin'!

Apparently I get to take on Magneto/Gandalf. I'll probably lose.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

$600,000 is definitely immediate satisfaction but that 850 will be way more beneficial throughout your life. And will save you/ make you more money than $600,000 https://t.co/EnJ0BcMBr1

— Bubble$ (@AzebAmelia) June 23, 2020

Twitter must be the only place where people will tell you that being able to borrow $600,000 is better than actually having $600,000.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Rent’s due @shirai_io #Sasha3Shows pic.twitter.com/f0QQdiNlaS

— Mercedes Moné Varnado (@MercedesVarnado) June 27, 2020

Four hundred seventy-nine replies, and not a single "Coming to America" reference? I'm too old for this hell app.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1282076081001037824

The cackle I just let out!

But, seriously, the correct answer is American football.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I scored exactly 16 😂 pic.twitter.com/lkfEm0rFCk

— Beyoncè of Marketing|| I Am The Marketing Plan (@JunaeBrown) August 3, 2020

If cooking with broth counts as "consuming" it, then three. Otherwise, two.

 

[Warhawk]

I scored exactly 16 😂 pic.twitter.com/lkfEm0rFCk

— Beyoncè of Marketing|| I Am The Marketing Plan (@JunaeBrown) August 3, 2020

2? Maybe?