What would be the first thing you do if...

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i would run out side and scream then cry and pee my pants and probably crap myself because of being so nervous and just let it all out because my worries would finally be gone. Wow, thats fun to imagine.
 
Dang! Everytime I think about this I feel like I'm gonna jynx something, and I'm really not a superstitious person. I think everyone in my appartment complex would know in a real short period of time that they won and they wouldn't like me for it either.
 
Let's see...probably jump in the creek behind my apartment wearing all three of my Kings jerseys (and not much else) then wander around downtown Chico singing a medly of "Aquarius/Let In The Sunshine" and "We Are the Champions" for about three days. In other words, what I do every other tuesday...:cool:
 
I'd get wasted... the only problem with that is that then you don't really remember the game that well. Happened to me when Yugoslavia beat US in 2002, I remember it was awesome, but not much else.
 
I think I would be the most hated man in LA. I would be on the news, and pretty soon would be on americas most wanted 'cause of all the riots I would cause in LA
for people wanting to kill me.

I'll even hold up a sign that says "ONEZERO" so you guys can know who I am in real life and say, "hey, I know that guy."
 
...sigh...

I simply cannot fathom a mentality that thinks "causing riots for people wanting to kill me" is a good way to celebrate their favorite team winning a championship.
 
Hey VF, everyone else is having fun with this thread except for you. Why? I thought the monarchs winning cheered you up, but I guess not. Anything I say always has a negative response from you. What's up with that? Your first post in this thread was that the monarchs won and that you want them to have their time to shine. Well they are having their time to shine. This is the kings forum, just like you told me that the monarchs fans had their forum and that we should leave them in peace. But now, during TDOS, I make a thread about something to look forward to because the season is still about a month away, and all you have is negativity towards it?
 
ONEZERO said:
Hey VF, everyone else is having fun with this thread except for you. Why? I thought the monarchs winning cheered you up, but I guess not. Anything I say always has a negative response from you. What's up with that? Your first post in this thread was that the monarchs won and that you want them to have their time to shine. Well they are having their time to shine. This is the kings forum, just like you told me that the monarchs fans had their forum and that we should leave them in peace. But now, during TDOS, I make a thread about something to look forward to because the season is still about a month away, and all you have is negativity towards it?
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You make a thread about something to look forward to and say "you'd be the most hated man in LA because of all the riots you would cause"?

Whatever, dude. If that's "having fun with this thread," you and I are so far apart there is no possible way we'll ever come together.

Peace.
 
CruzDude said:
Drive up to Sacto and join in the fun!!! :D
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Yes, sounds like there'd be all sorts of fun going on in Sacto -- you could join in the naked public pool diving (probably followed soon therafter by the naked getting arrested), the riot starting or face spitting (likely followed by the getting your *** kicked), the crapping oneself, the croaking from shock, or the getting so plastered you forget the whole clinching game. Choices choices. :D
 
I'll be laughing my behind off at the people looting and rioting in LA........as usual. Oh and camped out on the parade route.
 
Bricklayer said:
Yes, sounds like there'd be all sorts of fun going on in Sacto -- you could join in the naked public pool diving (probably followed soon therafter by the naked getting arrested), the riot starting or face spitting (likely followed by the getting your *** kicked), the crapping oneself, the croaking from shock, or the getting so plastered you forget the whole clinching game. Choices choices. :D
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You mean I'm going to miss all that fun!!:( that's not fair!;) I wonder how they'd feel if I had my own parade in Atlanta. It would be the closest the Hawks would get to one.
Thanks brick, I needed that laugh
 
first i would break out that "Purple" :D than i would call over the "Beezys" eventually someone would bring the "Heem"........ and we would call it a party! hahahahaha... if yall aint up to the slang your prolly confused as hell right about now...... ;)
 
loopymitch said:


You mean I'm going to miss all that fun!!:( that's not fair!;) I wonder how they'd feel if I had my own parade in Atlanta. It would be the closest the Hawks would get to one.
Thanks brick, I needed that laugh
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hahahaha, I'll join you!!!! outside philips arena, around the georgia dome, stretching down toward the underground and back. :D
 
I would fly to Sacramento just for the parade...and I'd probably dye my hair purple for awhile...(I'm a youth pastor...) :)
 
i would stab myself with a toothpick to make sure i'm awake. then i'd join AriesMar27,thesanityannex, T[MaC],ONEZERO
in socal and ask the laker fans to "show me your purple and gold!"

then i'd write my last will and testament as laker fans, being the classy folks they are, beat the crap out of me... oh wait, that already happened.


 
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