What is a Laker...to you?

[BawLa]

By definition, a Laker is a self-centerd, egotistical, yet lucky piece of dookie. In the far east they sometimes refer to lakers as steaming piles of doo doo. In fact, thier home city of LA is covered in a contstant layer of steaming dung that precipitates out of the lakers and their fans. Laker women, in their beauty (only with makeup), are as smart as a rocks. Laker men tend to flock to areas of ghettoness and multiply at a rate beyond sustainability. For more laker sociology, please refer to "the OC". These wild creatures are highly unstable, so if you see one, be very careful as they might try to infect you with stupidity and "fakeness".

With Mihm, Brown, and Parker as their core group of poop, I forsee no viable source of success. And with Shobe as their ace of poo, it begs the question: How do they stack sh*t that high?

To me a laker is the epitemy of poop, a bunch of smelly waste that you can't wait to get rid of.

So I ask...What is a laker to you?

 

[Padrino]

a laker is a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, and a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.

 

[piksi]

unworthy of a thread on a Kings forum

 

[Yoda]

yet you have the word in your avatar....interesting

 

[Dime Dropper]

A lamegirl to me is....a knacker that no one likes. They should all be assasinated for being such bastids. Skobies that think there cool with their burberry. I bet no one on this board understands what I just said? Cnocha bant to all Lamegirls and there fans.

 

[piksi]

yet you have the word in your avatar....interesting

maybe just maybe You should read the whole avatar but then again that would require reading

 

[Fillmoe]

i wish i had 2 more hands so i could give this thread 4 thumbs down

 

[twocents]

By definition, a Laker is a self-centerd, egotistical, yet lucky piece of dookie. In the far east they sometimes refer to lakers as steaming piles of doo doo. In fact, thier home city of LA is covered in a contstant layer of steaming dung that precipitates out of the lakers and their fans. Laker women, in their beauty (only with makeup), are as smart as a rocks. Laker men tend to flock to areas of ghettoness and multiply at a rate beyond sustainability. For more laker sociology, please refer to "the OC". These wild creatures are highly unstable, so if you see one, be very careful as they might try to infect you with stupidity and "fakeness".

With Mihm, Brown, and Parker as their core group of poop, I forsee no viable source of success. And with Shobe as their ace of poo, it begs the question: How do they stack sh*t that high?

To me a laker is the epitemy of poop, a bunch of smelly waste that you can't wait to get rid of.

So I ask...What is a laker to you?

i hate the lakers as much as the next guy but the bolded part is plain ugly.
and if that is you floppy, your sarcasm needs a little subtleness.

 

[Bibby's Tattoo's]

A Laker to me is the epitomy of Showtime. It's Magic, Worthy, Kareem, B.Scott, and Rambis racing down the court. Great passing and sharing of the ball. It's the skyhook, a no-look pass, the Coop aloop, great personalities and stars. I haven't seen the Lakers for almost 20 years. I saw something close to them about seven years ago a little further up north and I've been a King fan ever since. I hate what the Lakers have become they make me sick!

 

[hoopsfan]

By definition, a Laker is a self-centerd, egotistical, yet lucky piece of dookie. In the far east they sometimes refer to lakers as steaming piles of doo doo. In fact, thier home city of LA is covered in a contstant layer of steaming dung that precipitates out of the lakers and their fans. Laker women, in their beauty (only with makeup), are as smart as a rocks. Laker men tend to flock to areas of ghettoness and multiply at a rate beyond sustainability. For more laker sociology, please refer to "the OC". These wild creatures are highly unstable, so if you see one, be very careful as they might try to infect you with stupidity and "fakeness".

With Mihm, Brown, and Parker as their core group of poop, I forsee no viable source of success. And with Shobe as their ace of poo, it begs the question: How do they stack sh*t that high?

To me a laker is the epitemy of poop, a bunch of smelly waste that you can't wait to get rid of.

So I ask...What is a laker to you?

Pot..meet kettle. I think I lost a few brain cells reading that...
Isn't there a minimum age for this forum?? Geez! ( not directed at you,bballkingsrock)

 

[cfechter]

I think this thread is a bit....what's the word I'm looking for, outdated?

There is no more rivalry with LA. 4 years ago this was probably the best rivalry in sports. Both teams were at the top of the league and there was a genuine dislike for each other. Moreover, it was weird how the lakers would talk about the Kings at all times during the year, offseason, during the championship series, etc.

As I said, this is an outdated thread. The rivalry is over.

 

[piksi]

As I said, this is an outdated thread. The rivalry is over.

speak for Yourself

BEAT LA !!!

 

[JayBird]

As I said, this is an outdated thread. The rivalry is over.

No. The rivalry is not over. We are still in the same division, same state, and for that reason alone, the rivalry will never be over. The fans will always get up for games against the Lakers, just like their "fans" would for games against Sac.

The rivalry isn't over, it's just lost its intensity. That's what happens when some of the key contributors (Shaq, Webb, Fox, Christie, Divac) leave. Yea, it will never be the same, but to say that the rivalry is over is plain wrong.

 

[Yoda]

maybe just maybe You should read the whole avatar but then again that would require reading

post was in jest....maybe just maybe you could get that, then again that would require comprehension in your reading.

 

[Oskor]

a laker is a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, and a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.

Awesome! Liar Liar!

 

[ONEZERO]

How Is This Thread Still Standing?

Oh And By The Way, Anyone Know What Happened To My Thread On The Palumalu Interception In The Colts-steelers Game?

 

[VF21]

This thread has been closed. Keep it civil and remember the rules of the forum. The name-calling stuff just leads to problems.

And the personal sniping is NEVER appropriate for this board.

Geez, people. Take a pill or something.