King Baller
All-Star
Welcome to Sacramento Scott Perry and Luke Bornn. You guys will love the Fans and watch out for Vlade's practical jokes.
Welcome to Sacramento Scott Perry and Luke Bornn. You guys will love the Fans and watch out for Vlade's practical jokes.
Divac: Scott! Luke! Welcome to team!
Perry: Thanks, Vlade!
Bornn: Glad to be here!
Divac: Boys, I have news for you. You may have seen otherwise in papers, but I did NOT trade franchise player for Buddy Hield and protected pick.
(Perry and Bornn look at each other quizzically)
Divac: Just kidding! I DID trade franchise player for Buddy Hield and protected pick. Heh heh heh.
Perry: Yeah, Vlade, we actually knew about...
Divac: APRIL FOOL! You guys so gullible!
Bornn: Vlade, April Fools' Day was like three weeks ago...?
Part II
Vivek pops his head around the door.
Vivek: Hey guys! Just wanted to let you guys know that I am here if there's anything you need.
Perry: Well actually-
Vivek: Anyways, how about that Monk guy? Sure looks like a young Steph Curry. Purple'd look good on him...
Vivek: I said PURPLE'D LOOK GOOD ON HIM!
Vivek slams the door shut, leaving an awkward silence in his wake. Vlade laughs nervously.
Vlade: Hahaha. Sorry about that guys. Sometimes Vivek gets like that. Now where were we? Oh right! Drafting Rodions Kurucs!
Perry and Bornn exchange a nervous glance.
Dude, you got it all wrong.
Luke Kennard is the one who shoots like Steph and big like Klay.
In hindsight, Monk is too good a prospect for Vivek to just madly fall in love with him a la Stauskas
All the Who's down in Whoville started singing...
Welcome! Welcome! Bah hoo rah moose...
The great thing is they're here with plenty of time before the draft and free agency period. Welcome aboard!
In hindsight, Monk is too good a prospect for Vivek to just madly fall in love with him a la Stauskas
Vivek loves the draft. It's totally a field day for him to get all involved and 'rubber stamp' what we do. It brings the goblin out simply put
"Luke rocks!"
"Vivek. Put that defensively challenged, splashy three point shooting draft prospect down!"
"No. It's mine, my own, my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."
Happens to be one of my favorite Dukie's. He'll find a spot on an NBA team. Dude and shoot and handle, and he's tough. Contrary to popular belief, he was the heart and soul of Duke's team.
nbadraft.net compare Luke to Nik Stauskas and Jeff Hornacek. I don't see how you can put those two players in the same comparison.
nbadraft.net compare Luke to Nik Stauskas and Jeff Hornacek. I don't see how you can put those two players in the same comparison.