You, apparently, did not read the psychotic rantings in the "Update" section.
Dismembering and burning were attempted several times, but to no avail.
On a different note, I used to work at The Goodwill (laugh all you want, but a 15% employee discount at a thrift store is a beautiful -- and dangerous -- thing) and one night, while we were getting ready to close, there was one dall that started randomly talking without anyone near by. It was, of course, simply a result of the batteries winding down and the thing going haywire, but it did give us wacky teenagers an excuse to start throwing the doll around the empty store. Good times.