The Wrestling Thread~

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I feel like this result is telegraphing a Liv Morgan win, and I don't like the sound of that at all.

 

[Tetsujin]

George Kittle getting in the ring when he eventually retires is a guarantee at this point lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

Liv better lose tonight after subject the world to whatever the hell this is.

 

[Tetsujin]

so it wasn’t just the finger then. (The promoter in me trying to figure out how to spin this into the Bianca/Naomi feud)

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I knew it doesn't take a year to recover from a damned broken finger!

 

[Tetsujin]

they’re still trying to hold next year’s Mania in Riyadh?!!have they seen the news lately?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I feel like this result is telegraphing a Liv Morgan win, and I don't like the sound of that at all.

I hate it when I'm right.

 

[Tetsujin]

rare you ever have a child that looks exactly like if you asked AI to make a mashup of their parents and yet Liberty Rhodes exists.

 

[Tetsujin]

I know people are booing Cody out of some weird allegiance to the Randy Orton they saw during the Bush administration but I don’t need to see a Randy Orton heel title reign a good ten years past the end of his prime.

 

[Tetsujin]

Well, of all the Wrestlemania main events, that was certainly one of them

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2045672023574098117

 

[SLAB]

Man that show sucked. I love Liv and Steph but that match was the antithesis of their entire feud. They hate each other only to have Liv cosplay as bad Brittney Spears and then have a normal regular match after everything they’ve been through? Dang.

My favorite match might have been the women’s tag. Welcome back, Paige.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Man that show sucked. I love Liv and Steph but that match was the antithesis of their entire feud. They hate each other only to have Liv cosplay as bad Brittney Spears and then have a normal regular match after everything they’ve been through? Dang.

They only got two minutes more than a Speed championship match. They never stood a chance.

 

[Tetsujin]

They only got two minutes more than a Speed championship match. They never stood a chance.

I think I saw more promos for the Hogan doc than I did actual wrestling but I was also watching on Netflix instead of ESPN.

 

[Tetsujin]

How am I just now finding out Ari Emanuel is the brother of Rahm Emanuel. No wonder TKO sucks

 

[Tetsujin]

Let Book call Trick’s match tonight

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2045945782814310684

WWE putting this out there now so people won’t be shocked when he won’t come out for the save when the Rock comes out and costs Punk the title.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Made. MAN!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Put the title on him tonight. **** the main event, put it on him right now!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

He's out!

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Mister (Alleged) Fetish

Lesnar getting squashed by someone who is actually good at everything everyone pretended he is (as a wrestler) is honestly the perfect way for his career to end. (Gunther career ender gimmick be damned)

 

[Tetsujin]

They gave Rusev and Dragon Lee the jobber entrances at Wrestlemania? I guess we know who’s not winning this match

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

All three luchadores wrecking JD's **** is a vibe.

 

[Tetsujin]

Money in the Bank gonna have a lot to live up to after this one this year.

 

[Tetsujin]

Poor Rey Fenix probably back in catering like “I thought we were gonna be a tag team over here?”

 

[Tetsujin]

Michael Cole shamelessly putting over

Spoiler

Brock Lesnar

one last time for old time’s sake.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/x/status/2045994804824440985

 

[Tetsujin]

Should’ve been Booker T.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

Iyo doing all that acrobatic flippy crap in a tube top without a wardrobe malfunction might be the most impressive part of the night ngl

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Well, at least Mia Yim got a WrestleMania payday I guess.

Least effective stable ever.