The Wrestling Thread~

[SLAB]

Best in the entire world. Still.

 

[Tetsujin]

WWE preemptively promoting Punk’s promo on RAW as a Pipebomb only for them to be shocked when he went off script and did a shoot promo is peak “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter(.)com/AndreasHale/status/1115747399576588289

Everybody except @SLAB.

 

[Tetsujin]

Jelly Roll making me long for the return of Travis Scott

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Jelly Roll making me long for the return of Travis Scott

I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.

 

[Tetsujin]

Good lord.

Spoiler: Smackdown

They finally debuted Powerhouse Hobbs and immediately tease a feud with Solo Sikoa? Absolutely dropping the ball.

 

[Tetsujin]

McAfee out here putting absolutely no one over and getting zero extra heat. My lord.

 

[Tetsujin]

That pyro spot in the Kit Wilson- Danhausen match was kinda sick ngl

 

[Tetsujin]

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**** it. Add Big Dyl to the IC Title Ladder match.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

So, @SLAB...ummm...When are you touching down in Vegas and, more importantly, when is your "WrestleMania moment" taking place this coming weekend?

 

[SLAB]

I wrestle at the jackrabbit tavern this weekend. That’s my Mania!

 

[Tetsujin]

Sacramento booing Charlotte Flair. Don’t ever let them talk us down as a sports city.

 

[Tetsujin]

Heyman putting Oba so freaking over with this promo that there is absolutely no way that Oba is going to win lmao

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I feel like we knew that after the second time Oba laid Brock out.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

ON THIS DAAAAAAY... in wrasslin' history, Bret Hart debuted the Sharpshooter as his new finisher:

https://twitter(.)com/ovppodcast/status/2043781267611889978

Also on this date: the Undertaker sealed the Ultimate Warrior inside a casket!

https://twitter(.)com/OTD_in_WWE/status/2043790571626484077

 

[Tetsujin]

Trying to shoehorn the Dodge RAM sponsorship into the forced McAfee heel experience is certainly a choice.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Terry being immortalized in bronze has got to be the biggest rib of all time.

 

[Tetsujin]

Terry being immortalized in bronze has got to be the biggest rib of all time.

“Can’t you use a lighter metal, brother?”

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Spoiler: WrestleMania

So, let me get this straight: the "official" reason for putting the IYO/Asuka feud in limbo was so that the Kabuki Warriors could be available for the 4-way in case Nikki wasn't cleared. And then Nikki wasn't cleared, and they're replacing her with... Paige? So now we're not getting IYO/Asuka or the Kabuki Warriors at Mania?

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: WrestleMania

So, let me get this straight: the "official" reason for putting the IYO/Asuka feud in limbo was so that the Kabuki Warriors could be available for the 4-way in case Nikki wasn't cleared. And then Nikki wasn't cleared, and they're replacing her with... Paige? So now we're not getting IYO/Asuka or the Kabuki Warriors at Mania?

Spoiler: Mania

“Hey, you know who can really protect Brie Bella, who was always the worse of the twins even when they were full-timers, in the ring against 6 of the best/most powerful wrestlers in the world? A washed Saraya, last seen getting carried by Willow and Jamie Hayter in a Fatal Four-Way a full year and a half ago!” -TKO apparently.

 

[Tetsujin]

So uhhh why did they wait to use Powerhouse Hobbs until the day before Wrestlemania?

 

[Tetsujin]

Tyrese been eating good during his year off lol. Man gonna be looking like Druski when he shows up for Pacers training camp in a few months haha

 

[Tetsujin]

Cody and Punk clearly just shooting the crap in this promo haha