The Wrestling Thread~

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Smackdown

Kianna James went from randomly being Giulia’s valet a couple of months back to pinning Charlotte so good for her. Finally get a chance after getting injured immediately upon getting called up to the main roster.

 

[Tetsujin]

At this point, Trick is so incredibly over that they should just do the Jey Uso “well the crowds love him” thing and have him go over at Elimination Chamber and Mania.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I can't remember the first time I ever heard Ivy Nile referred to as "Beth Pheasant," but I can't unsee it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Taker being the WWE HoF announcer guy but having to do it as his American Badass gimmick because the version of him everyone actually liked wouldn’t do HoF announcements is lowkey hilarious.

 

[Tetsujin]

Welp, hopefully this means we’re getting an Ethan Page main roster call up soon

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I knew that turn was coming. You knew that turn was coming. Everybody who's watched more than one episode of NXT in the last six months knew that turn was coming.

... And somehow, I hated it even more than I thought I would.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Welp, hopefully this means we’re getting an Ethan Page main roster call up soon

I don't think that you and I hope for the same things.

 

[Tetsujin]

lol they really had Lesnar kill off Jey offscreen

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Smackdown

Gotta admit I didn’t see Lash being the first of this batch of NXT call-ups to get a title

 

[Tetsujin]

doing everything in your power to set up a Drew/Jacob Fatu feud but then also doing everything in your power to make sure Jacob doesn’t ever get to wrestle Drew is certainly a choice.

 

[Tetsujin]

lol Giannis got the acknowledgement but they ignored the nepo-bro sitting right next to him

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Chamber

Danhausen getting this intro when Starks and Blake Monroe had to start at NXT is wild. I guess Punk has passed up Cody in th politicking to get your friend hired hierarchy.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Just getting around to watching Smackdown: I usually mute and/or fast-forward through promos, but I'm glad I decided to listen that bit with Oba and the Miz: "I don't see a striking resemblance [to the Undertaker], but you do look like a dead man, to me" was a mother****ing bar!