The Wrestling Thread~

[SLAB]

Omg I was so out then immediately back in!!!!!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

They finally ****ing did it lmao

Well, I'll be damned.

 

[Tetsujin]

so I know the guy just had major surgery or whatever (unless it’s a work) but the narrative waves would seem to indicate glass smashing at Wrestlemania, right?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I mean, they dragged Taker's carcass out there last year; might as well.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Never did I imagine that the post-Vinny Mac era of the WWE would be significantly more exciting than the "homestretch" of the Vinny Mac era of the WWE, but here I am...realizing that "significantly more exciting" is a severe understatement...

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1896022179386667504

Hulk Johnson strikes again!

In hindsight, he was totally justified.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1896057968900329911

maybe don’t have the random celeb you brought out into the ring for some reason try to give your biggest babyface an actual concussion?

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Cena's turn was cool and I'm here for it but has there been discussion anywhere about how awful Rock's throat slit was? Almost turned into a Chelsea grin but I don't think that was intentional just looked like a guy who can't feel his face lol.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Cena's turn was cool and I'm here for it but has there been discussion anywhere about how awful Rock's throat slit was? Almost turned into a Chelsea grin but I don't think that was intentional just looked like a guy who can't feel his face lol.

Yeah, that didn't look good at all, lol!!!

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

World Champ: John Cena
*He has been stale for a good long time. He was one of my favorites as the heel rapper. Then he turned into what he is now, and is shoved down my throat.

@SLAB has been waiting for this since April 7, 2009!!!

 

[Tetsujin]

Punk saw Cody drop an F-Bomb and decided he’d try to top that to start raw lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

Well I’ll be damned.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1896786237337596123

the Punk/Rollins feud spilling out into a shoot conflict between Becky Lynch and the NXT girls because she not so subtly tweeted about CM Punk being a creep for mentoring Roxanne is not entirely unexpected but if it leads to AJ making a one-off return, good.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

I don't fully understand the implication that Punk and Roxie had "matching ring gear" it was trunks and boots that went up to knee pads. The patterns, etc were different. Doesn't half the roster wear similar?

 

[SLAB]

I don't fully understand the implication that Punk and Roxie had "matching ring gear" it was trunks and boots that went up to knee pads. The patterns, etc were different. Doesn't half the roster wear similar?

I’m pretty sure it was the color scheme. Both had black / dark maroon going. Still a moronic tweet from Becky.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1896997021191692511

“Thanks for busting Cody’s ear drum (allegedly). See ya at mania”

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I don't fully understand the implication that Punk and Roxie had "matching ring gear" it was trunks and boots that went up to knee pads. The patterns, etc were different. Doesn't half the roster wear similar?

I think that the "implication" was supposed to be a callback to the allegations of Bret Hart's "Sunny Days."

 

[pdxKingsFan]

I think that the "implication" was supposed to be a callback to the allegations of Bret Hart's "Sunny Days."

I guess I am just not understanding the tweet before the tweet, feels very fanfic and maybe even just engagement bait through wishful shipping but yeah ok the way @SLAB calls out, sure I can see it if I squint.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I don't have to squint to see it, but I also speak that, a little.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Honestly Punk's rise came during my lapsed fan period and I understand he was maybe a bit of a womanizer once but seems like he and AJ very happy. But I'm just gonna roll with this if someone sends me video of Trish and Tiffy's victory party.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1897064580486193617

Jordynne has no chill lol

 

[Tetsujin]

damn Chelsea got busted up lol

 

[pdxKingsFan]

jesus man.
although I liked Cora before her medical leave just fine.

 

[Tetsujin]

did… did Cora just blow out her other knee?

 

[SLAB]

did… did Cora just blow out her other knee?

She tweeted she got rocked and her knees are good.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1897311880349438238

Iyo’sEnglish is good enough at this point that they should just let her do promos in English/for Kairi and Asuka when the get back. Also forgot that Dakota was like the one foreigner in Stardom who didn’t end up in AEW at some point.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1897508998544244960

my head canon will forever be that CM Punk bullied Cena into shaving it all off with his promo on Monday

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1897835374820348050

You know what to do, HBK

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1898071214272249906

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

**** that guy. He beat (and probably killed) Liz.