The Wrestling Thread~

[Tetsujin]

Great to have you at #StandAndDeliver, @giulia0221g! pic.twitter.com/hv2kySgsHQ

— WWE (@WWE) April 6, 2024

Internet weirdos who insisted Giulia was secretly going to sign with AEW despite TK trashing her surrogate father figure in shambles right now.

 

[Tetsujin]

GIULIA SAID SHES NOT RUNNING FROM THE GRIND LIKE OTHER FREE AGENTS ‼️

— FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) April 6, 2024

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I don't know what the **** that means, but that dude's a dork.

Also, Giulia continues to be Top 3 most non-traditional looking Japanese people I can remember seeing.

 

[Tetsujin]

Forgot that people aren’t as perennially online as I am. Trips was on McAfee’s show talking about how some free agents (probably Ospreay and Jay White) take the easy way out (go to AEW) instead of going through the WWE system.

 

[Tetsujin]

Giulia to some former volleyball player with 3 match experience in NXT pic.twitter.com/Ow5eBjp6Od

— Raion (@Raion74_) April 6, 2024

 

[Tetsujin]

Tony Khan says he spent A WHOLE YEAR'S PAY FOR MOST WRESTLERS for the Gimme Back My Bullets theme for Mark Briscoe.

GODDAMN. pic.twitter.com/LBjtNcanvo

— Drainmaker (@DrainBamager) April 6, 2024

so that’s why he cut a bunch of guys this week?

 

[Tetsujin]

pic.twitter.com/td9SUHGHK1

— WWE (@WWE) April 6, 2024

now why would they release this family tree ten minutes before the start of night one of mania? Hmm?

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Tony Khan says he spent A WHOLE YEAR'S PAY FOR MOST WRESTLERS for the Gimme Back My Bullets theme for Mark Briscoe.

GODDAMN. pic.twitter.com/LBjtNcanvo

— Drainmaker (@DrainBamager) April 6, 2024

so that’s why he cut a bunch of guys this week?

Cool give a billion dollars to a has been cover/tribute act with no surviving members on the wrong side of the culture wars that his own audience is fighting the same week you release a bunch of talent. Not the flex TK thinks it is.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

The Kelce Brothers have had a hell of a year, amirite?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1777059199781892157

💯💯 pic.twitter.com/yDjQmj5kuP

— Jacob Fatu (@jacobfatu_wwe) April 7, 2024

The face when a dude you’ve known since elementary school is potentially going to make his WWE debut during the main event of the most hyped-up Mania in recent memory but it’s also probably going to lead to another entire calendar year of Roman holding the title and doing three matches in an entire year.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Night One Spoilers, I guess

Aside from Asuka, Kairi, and Kota losing and the absolute buzzkill that was the Jimmy/Jey dud, I feel like this entire weekend has been specifically tailored to maximize my enjoyment and my enjoyment alone haha

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Spoiler: Night One Spoilers, I guess

Aside from Asuka, Kairi, and Kota losing and the absolute buzzkill that was the Jimmy/Jey dud, I feel like this entire weekend has been specifically tailored to maximize my enjoyment and my enjoyment alone haha

Dakota's ring gear tho.

 

[Tetsujin]

Paul Ellering really finessing a Wrestlemania paycheck from TKO in 2024 while literally just standing around behind Karrion Kross in 100% of his appearances is peak grindset.

 

[Tetsujin]

First shocking return of the night

 

[SLAB]

I think those HHH/Steph rumors from awhile ago were unfounded. Lol

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

LOL!

McIntyre must be Scottish for "sucker."

 

[Tetsujin]

LOL!

McIntyre must be Scottish for "sucker."

More like Scottish for “Contract up at the end of April”

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I mean, if they re-create the Eddy/Roots celebration with Sami and KO... I wouldn't hate it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Stole his daughter and his company, he batman https://t.co/cV34yaBqJl

— Darkskinned Premo Rice 🇳🇬 (@thelastnara) April 7, 2024

 

[Tetsujin]

Kittle getting nuclear heat in Philly lol

 

[Tetsujin]

are they gonna trot Shane back out again?

thankfully, not this year.

 

[SLAB]

Bayley is the best horsewoman.

 

[Tetsujin]

The first worst thing about Logan Paul in wwe is the prime sponsorship on the mat. The second is me having to learn about other random YouTubers. The third is that he can really wrestle.

— johntdrake (@johntdrake) April 8, 2024

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Let's be honest: a Dusty Finish is the only way this could have ended, right?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Samantha Irvin blew her damned voice out.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

"Damn it, I love Professional Wrestling!" - Michael Cole

Vince finna jump out a window.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

LOLWUT

Cody, you waited your entire life for that moment, to share the spotlight with HHH?

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: In case you somehow missed the main event and have stayed off the internet for the entire evening.

does Taker showing up make absolutely no sense in the context of the entire Bloodline/Cody storyline? Sure.
Was it a blatant last minute replacement for Stone Cold? Sure.
Did I still let out a Paul Bearer-esque squeal of glee the moment that first bell tolled? Absolutely.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1777163527066964388

 

[SLAB]

finally.

 

[Tetsujin]

finally.

And now that the Rock would no longer have to defend a title if he won a singles match, they can actually do a Roman-Rock thing.