The Wrestling Thread~

[Tetsujin]

The Dom/Liv stuff is officially the Vince McMahon-iest storyline concocted since at least the first time the Vince got served his walking papers.
Maybe HHH and Steph are divorced after all lol

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1800193177615507780

HBK doing this after probably the single worst booked event since he took over NXT haha

 

[Tetsujin]

Well, that’s certainly one way to write Ricochet off the roster

 

[SLAB]

Well, that’s certainly one way to write Ricochet off the roster

That was a 5 out of 10 on the “Kill the guy off” scale. The high back bump onto concrete was absolutely gross though.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1800499200477798559

Tony Khan, Bushiroad, and the Zombified corpse of Stardom just got blindsided by a big rig lol.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

So... Wendy Choo woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and now she's diet Mei Ying?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1801188993448525889

Hikuleo having to change his name to something with Tonga in it so the plebs could understand. Wrestling really is back! (Seriously though, they need to let Jacob debut at some point)

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1801679183485059100

Roman finally going to get over as a face when he comes back?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Spoiler: Clash at the Castle

https://twitter.com/statuses/1802057155186733308

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1802042624624259125

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Spoiler: Clash at the Castle

CM Punk gunning to dethrone Santos Escobar for Player Hater of the Year.

That was pretty good camera work, though.

 

[SLAB]

Watching Clash now, but in other news I had my 4th match today and it was pretty darn good. I took a Falcon Arrow and Death Valley Driver, both firsts for me.

 

[Tetsujin]

Since I’m assuming we’re all caught up, I guess I’ll just say that I feel like the time to have Otis finally stick up for himself and hit Chad Gable back was today and they missed their chance especially since

Spoiler: Speculation/trades talk

Uncle Howdy’s first target is supposedly Chad Gable

.

Also I really don’t need Cody versus Solo.

 

[SLAB]

I don’t need Solo vs anybody.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1802761481957577114

legitimately the only good thing Kanye has done in a decade.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: RAW

Seth Rollins getting Stone Cold pop. What a time to be alive.

 

[Tetsujin]

The internet's immediate reaction to

Spoiler: RAW

Drew McIntyre 'quitting'

finally made me realize that way more people are marks than I thought lol

If twitter were around when Vince's limo blew up, it probably would have crashed from people unironically posting memorials to the man,

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/statuses/1802882120211157112

 

[Tetsujin]

Lmao

Spoiler

RIP Chad Gable?

(I switched from the Finals just in time)

 

[Tetsujin]

LOL

https://twitter.com/statuses/1802912565564944408

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

I probably couldn't have written a better script...

OK, maybe I could've, but the chances are probably somewhere around the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percentile mark.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1803017224300490778

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

To steal a line from the wrestling board I post at:

How long do I have to pretend this doesn't suck before I can say it sucks without being accused of disrespecting the dead?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Since I'm here for working smarter rather than harder, here's Stealing More Content™:

Just watched it and it’s funny because I was on Reddit first and then read [REDACTED]'s comment and he is 100 spot on.

At least with the Dark Order it was in the professional wrestling context and not a group causing at least brain damage to a dozen people.

The problem with any heel supernatural faction is at the end of the day is hard to believe the biggest (size wise) guys should be afraid of them.

Right. Undertaker doesn’t work if you give the gimmick to a regular sized guy like Valentine. Which is why having a small dude like Bo isn’t gonna work and unlike Bray, he can’t talk.

Dexter is also still storyline married to Indi but she just doesn’t care her husband is in a cult murdering her coworkers and bosses?

 

[Tetsujin]

Man, HHH and HBK must ****ing hate Scotland lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1803102696880198042

yeah yeah I know that Kross wants to be doing the whole evil guy gimmick he’s been doing for the last half decade or so but I still maintain the guy would get over as just a straight-up face.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Smackdown

Jacob got ****ing jacked.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

Also what everyone expected to have happen happened and now everybody has already forgotten Solo within five minutes of Jacob’s debut.

https://twitter.com/statuses/1804333312812470705

https://twitter.com/statuses/1804333316046221535

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1804547006029062538

Trips apparently just going to sign anyone with the last name Fatu.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1805405906319921363

Tyrese being friends with Logan Paul makes all the sense in the world lol.