The truth

VF21 said:
Here's a deep and insightful quote for you (from one of my two all-time favorite movies):


Haha, nice. What's the other movie? Shawshank redemption has to be up there for me. Love that movie.






PS

I hate Lakers! :mad: Lose Lakers!
 
And now, a quote from my other favorite movie of all time:

ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

And the preferred chant for cursing the Lakers is the long-accepted and well-loved:

Die, Laker scum!!!

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You're welcome.
 
SoupIsGood said:
Good choice. ;)


Kobe gets every freaking call, it's a friggin traveshamockery.

Welcome to our world.

Wait until he utilizes his elbow to nearly decapitate your point guard, and said guard gets called for hitting Kobe's elbow with his face.

;)
 
VF21 said:
Welcome to our world.

Wait until he utilizes his elbow to nearly decapitate your point guard, and said guard gets called for hitting Kobe's elbow with his face.

;)
Oh...NO...please VF, dont bring back the memories......ouch!!...NOT ANOTHER FLAGERANT ON BIBBY'S NOSE!!!.....please..........por favor!! Thank you:)
 
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VF21, I like your style. This is one of the ones that always gets me:

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

:)

Unfortunately, my wife just doesn't get that movie....
 
Not only do I get the movie, I GOT the movie for Christmas. The DVD Special Edition with more laughs than you can possibly shake a stick at. Good thing, too. I have actually worn out two VHS tapes of the film. Hopefully, the DVD won't perish quite so quickly.

:D
 
VF21 said:
Not only do I get the movie, I GOT the movie for Christmas. The DVD Special Edition with more laughs than you can possibly shake a stick at. Good thing, too. I have actually worn out two VHS tapes of the film. Hopefully, the DVD won't perish quite so quickly.

:D

That is one of the many DVDs that I purchased BEFORE they came out with the super-fancy, extras-a-plenty, wahoo, nerdgasm collector's edition.

I friggin' hate that!
 
GoGoGadget said:
That is one of the many DVDs that I purchased BEFORE they came out with the super-fancy, extras-a-plenty, wahoo, nerdgasm collector's edition.

I friggin' hate that!

What I hate is when you get the Special Edition and then they come out with a Super-Special Commemorative Anniversary Edition.

;)
 
piksi said:
Refs are killing Pacers in LA

That was just disgusting. Kobe has got the refs strung around his finger.

I don't understand how he draws so many fouls as he fades away. He dribbles a couple bounces toward the basket, stop near the FT line, and just leaps backwards, get the call every time. :confused:
 
SoupIsGood said:
That was just disgusting. Kobe has got the refs strung around his finger.

I don't understand how he draws so many fouls as he fades away. He dribbles a couple bounces toward the basket, stop near the FT line, and just leaps backwards, get the call every time. :confused:


It's probably because he's the star on the lakers and the league loves them for some reason? Not to mention he gets mad at the refs when they don't call fouls on the other team. And FT attempts don't even count as shots taken on the box score( IE. 20-45 FGA) so he takes EVEN MORE shots every game. Jeez I hate him. Heck you give a lot of players(Duncan, TMac, Pierce) that many shots and they'll give you 40 too.
 
GoGoGadget said:
:mad:

Don't even get me started.

I hear you. I received the three-DVD set of Star Wars 4-6 as a gift not long ago. I'm very happy with it, but now I find out they've got another DVD set out with all the scenes redone that Lucas wasn't able to do the way he wanted the first time around. So now, I feel obligated to get that... and, of course, the set of Star Wars 1-3. And speaking of that, why didn't they have the sets available for Christmas this year???

:mad:
 
SoupIsGood said:
That was just disgusting. Kobe has got the refs strung around his finger.

I don't understand how he draws so many fouls as he fades away. He dribbles a couple bounces toward the basket, stop near the FT line, and just leaps backwards, get the call every time. :confused:

welcome to our world
 
VF21 said:
Not only do I get the movie, I GOT the movie for Christmas. The DVD Special Edition with more laughs than you can possibly shake a stick at. Good thing, too. I have actually worn out two VHS tapes of the film. Hopefully, the DVD won't perish quite so quickly.

:D

Wow, some sort of Python cosmic convergence is occurring. I have not visited kingsfan.com in a while, and out of the blue I was telling a friend who had never seen Search for the Holy Grail that they HAD to see it. I don't even remember how it got into the conversation. This has to mean something special. It's magic, like why witches float: "She weighs as much as a duck, and is therefore a witch!" yeah, magic like that.



"She turned me into a newt!!
I got better."
 
VF21 said:
What I hate is when you get the Special Edition and then they come out with a Super-Special Commemorative Anniversary Edition.

;)

What's even worse now is when they take a certain DVD movie/show off the shelves entirely for a long while. That way, everyone scrambles to buy it before it's gone. That is, if they know it's going to be taken out of circulation in the first place. :mad:
 
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