PurpleHaze
All-Star
I said much earlier that it would take about 25 games into the season to assess this Kings team. Well, now that we're there, everyone is assessing the team pretty realistically and I can't add too much. So, I thought what about some Kings awards (mostly tongue-in-cheek) at this point. Maybe some more and better awards deeper into the season once our starting back court returns in force.
The Awards (25 Games @ at 11-14):
Just when you thought he’d lost the master stoke Award: Kings GM Geoff Petrie for turning up a couple of rocks only to find very valuable gem Beno and nice shinny pearl Dahntay. This after he turned up a rock last summer and out crawled some reptile named Mikki.
Most mentally tough, forget all the money, we’re going to the playoffs, we’re going to win a championship, that’s all I care about Award: RonRon Artest
Most lovable Award: Kenny "K9 Dog" Thomas
No!No!No!No! Great-Great-Great Shot!!! Award: Francisco "Cisco" Garcia
Most sexy Award: Johnny Salmons
Most unwanted sexy Award: Justin Williams (and his girlfriend)
Dunk of the Year Award: Brad Miller and Dahntay Jones (tie) – two thundering slams in their own artistic way with ironically both occurring in the same game.
Most often appearing like a deer caught in bright headlights while pretending to play point guard Award: Quincy "Q" Douby
Biggest doofus and jealous Award, for constantly bringing up Brad Miller’s “big money” while conducting an interview with #52 or further embarrassing mention of his “big contract” whenever he drifts by the live broadcasting perch: Grant Napear
Never miss a moment to produce another PR debacle Award: Kings Owners Joe & Gavin Maloof for snubbing Rick Adleman during Houston Rockets first Arco appearance this season.
Loudest arena in the NBA (even with only two-thirds or so of the seats occupied) Award: Loyal Kings fans
Considering incredibly shaky hand dealt, MVP (Most Valuable Performance) Award: "King of Kings" Head Coach Reggie Theus
Most ‘we hardly knew ye’ (better luck next time) Award: Angela Tsai
Glass half-full Award: Majority of "us" motley crew of Kings fans, homers, and pundits at KingsFans.com who somehow kept the faith when others looked to bail.
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The Awards (25 Games @ at 11-14):
Just when you thought he’d lost the master stoke Award: Kings GM Geoff Petrie for turning up a couple of rocks only to find very valuable gem Beno and nice shinny pearl Dahntay. This after he turned up a rock last summer and out crawled some reptile named Mikki.
Most mentally tough, forget all the money, we’re going to the playoffs, we’re going to win a championship, that’s all I care about Award: RonRon Artest
Most lovable Award: Kenny "K9 Dog" Thomas
No!No!No!No! Great-Great-Great Shot!!! Award: Francisco "Cisco" Garcia
Most sexy Award: Johnny Salmons
Most unwanted sexy Award: Justin Williams (and his girlfriend)
Dunk of the Year Award: Brad Miller and Dahntay Jones (tie) – two thundering slams in their own artistic way with ironically both occurring in the same game.
Most often appearing like a deer caught in bright headlights while pretending to play point guard Award: Quincy "Q" Douby
Biggest doofus and jealous Award, for constantly bringing up Brad Miller’s “big money” while conducting an interview with #52 or further embarrassing mention of his “big contract” whenever he drifts by the live broadcasting perch: Grant Napear
Never miss a moment to produce another PR debacle Award: Kings Owners Joe & Gavin Maloof for snubbing Rick Adleman during Houston Rockets first Arco appearance this season.
Loudest arena in the NBA (even with only two-thirds or so of the seats occupied) Award: Loyal Kings fans
Considering incredibly shaky hand dealt, MVP (Most Valuable Performance) Award: "King of Kings" Head Coach Reggie Theus
Most ‘we hardly knew ye’ (better luck next time) Award: Angela Tsai
Glass half-full Award: Majority of "us" motley crew of Kings fans, homers, and pundits at KingsFans.com who somehow kept the faith when others looked to bail.
Copyright - me!
