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Matt Shirley ‏@mattsurely
Straw man argument (noun): Something used in internet arguments by people who don't know what a straw man argument is.

 

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SciencePorn ‏@SciencePorn 5h5 hours ago
Karma. Now they're the prey

Best response so far?

Jim Garrison ‏@AtlantaBeerSnob 5h5 hours ago
@SciencePorn so everything really tastes like T-Rex?

 

[luckynuMBer10]

LOL the first one's a classic! Definitely gonna keep that one in the back of my mind for a long time to come!!!!!!

 

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Spencer Hughes ‏@RadioSpencer 1h1 hour ago
What IS Chuck E. Cheese's middle name? Now you know!! #ChuckECheese #pizza http://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouchard/charles-e-in-the-house#.ubMR9mYzB…

 

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SciencePorn ‏@SciencePorn 27m27 minutes ago
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's pain only for others. It's the same thing when you're stupid.

 

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SciencePorn ‏@SciencePorn 4h4 hours ago
“What do we want?”
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”
“Irrelevant.”

 

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Michael Adler ‏@madler9000 1h1 hour ago
BREAKING: Another winning #Powerball ticket has emerged from Wisconsin, employees from Manitowoc Sheriffs Dept.