Random facts about Jack Bauer (culled friom several sites on the web):
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're bleeped.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.
Jack Bauer's gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack bleeping Bauer.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
If Jack's starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
Every time Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
You are going to tell Jack Bauer what he wants to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're bleeped.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.
Jack Bauer's gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack bleeping Bauer.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
If Jack's starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
Every time Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
You are going to tell Jack Bauer what he wants to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt.
