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Nikefutbolero
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figured i'd say it before some fool does 
bajaden
Hall of Famer
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
No, no no...everybody knows I am after Geoff's job! 
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Nikefutbolero
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Nikefutbolero
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nbrans
All-Star
Haha, I can only imagine Piksi's halftime speeches.
"You are all terrible. I want to gouge my eyes out. I asked the refs if I could forfeit the game before tipoff but they wouldn't let me. Now we have to play and make the fans watch. I requested that Geoff trade for 12 Mateens because at least they can wave towels. LAKERS SUCK. Yes, I know we ware playing the Thunder. Now I am going to go sit on needles, which is more fun than talking to you sorry players."
"You are all terrible. I want to gouge my eyes out. I asked the refs if I could forfeit the game before tipoff but they wouldn't let me. Now we have to play and make the fans watch. I requested that Geoff trade for 12 Mateens because at least they can wave towels. LAKERS SUCK. Yes, I know we ware playing the Thunder. Now I am going to go sit on needles, which is more fun than talking to you sorry players."
Jerryaki
Starter
haha, that random inclusion made this distinctly piksi.
I missed the fact there was a poll at first (was it added later?), but was trying to figure out who should do what given the names listed.
Brick should be coach/GM, just because. He goes on and on about the team direction - I'd leave him to follow through.
I'd have VF be the owner. I think she'd have a lot of fun in the courtside seats cheering at every score. And I'm sure she'd appreciate having all the cash the Maloofs do. In fact, I'm sure she'd have a Kingsfans.com suite with random drawings for free tix for everyone here to attend.
Piksi should probably be an announcer on TV, like Grant does now. I can see Jerry and Piksi working as a team, with Jerry sliding lovely little stories about French Lick, Indiana in between Piksi's on-screen depictions of who is leading for each award (LW-VC, TDM, etc.) and saying how we should be losing the game to get better draft picks.
I, myself, would relinquish my position in this matter to my 5-year old son, who loves imitating Scott Moak and I think would have a ball being the team announcer during games.
As long as I would be able to get a decent seat for every game I would be just fine.
Brick should be coach/GM, just because. He goes on and on about the team direction - I'd leave him to follow through.
I'd have VF be the owner. I think she'd have a lot of fun in the courtside seats cheering at every score. And I'm sure she'd appreciate having all the cash the Maloofs do. In fact, I'm sure she'd have a Kingsfans.com suite with random drawings for free tix for everyone here to attend.
Piksi should probably be an announcer on TV, like Grant does now. I can see Jerry and Piksi working as a team, with Jerry sliding lovely little stories about French Lick, Indiana in between Piksi's on-screen depictions of who is leading for each award (LW-VC, TDM, etc.) and saying how we should be losing the game to get better draft picks.
I, myself, would relinquish my position in this matter to my 5-year old son, who loves imitating Scott Moak and I think would have a ball being the team announcer during games.
As long as I would be able to get a decent seat for every game I would be just fine.
kennadog
Dog On It!
And the players should be forced to contribute the salary they aren't earning to the "Institute for Treatment of Headbanging and Umpteen Related Trauma Symptoms" (ITHURTS).
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I missed the fact there was a poll at first (was it added later?), but was trying to figure out who should do what given the names listed.
Brick should be coach/GM, just because. He goes on and on about the team direction - I'd leave him to follow through.
I'd have VF be the owner. I think she'd have a lot of fun in the courtside seats cheering at every score. And I'm sure she'd appreciate having all the cash the Maloofs do. In fact, I'm sure she'd have a Kingsfans.com suite with random drawings for free tix for everyone here to attend.
Piksi should probably be an announcer on TV, like Grant does now. I can see Jerry and Piksi working as a team, with Jerry sliding lovely little stories about French Lick, Indiana in between Piksi's on-screen depictions of who is leading for each award (LW-VC, TDM, etc.) and saying how we should be losing the game to get better draft picks.
I, myself, would relinquish my position in this matter to my 5-year old son, who loves imitating Scott Moak and I think would have a ball being the team announcer during games.
As long as I would be able to get a decent seat for every game I would be just fine.
I like this! A lot!!!
One thing? With me as owner I wouldn't be able to fire the head coach because, well, he scares me. That bat and all... Well, and the fact I'd rather do anything than fire somebody. It's so mean.
kennadog
Dog On It!
Since the Maloofs always make GP do this, I think you will be able to continue in that groove.Well, and the fact I'd rather do anything than fire somebody. It's so mean.
Since the Maloofs always make GP do this, I think you will be able to continue in that groove.
Then we get to see Brick fire himself???
Given his affection for world conquest games, I really don't see this happening.
He's always looking for more to control, not less. 
tradepeja
Starter
Piksi would be a great coach because he'd be so hard to impress and sometimes players strive for that. He'd be hard, pessimistic, but in the end it'd work out.
Brick would be a good GM because I think he'd get more trades and moves done more often then ol' idle Petrie. He would get more value out of our guys instead of sitting on our hands. We should have Shawn Marion already is Geoff were a little smarter.
Brick would be a good GM because I think he'd get more trades and moves done more often then ol' idle Petrie. He would get more value out of our guys instead of sitting on our hands. We should have Shawn Marion already is Geoff were a little smarter.
FakeInjury
Bench
1-1 isn't grounds to fire him. Kenny is chill, and we should cool off attacking his record before he establishes one. I am also after petrie head, b/c of his cloaked basketball ops. petrie needs to expose himself and his intentions and his ongoings because his activity doesn't speak clearly by itself.
kings4lyfe32
Bench
Can I just sit around in a suit on the bench like it seems half of our coaches do now?
gunks
Hall of Famer
I'd like to clarify something. The whooshing noise you heard was the sound of the theme of this thread going right over your head.
It's light-hearted and humorous, dude. And a parody of the Fire Reggie Theus threads...
kennadog
Dog On It!
I want Kenny Thomas' job and pay. I can wear dressy clothes and sit in great seats to watch every game just as good as he can. Heck, I'll even accept a "reasonable" buyout.
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Nikefutbolero
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I'd like to clarify something. The whooshing noise you heard was the sound of the theme of this thread going right over your head.
It's light-hearted and humorous, dude. And a parody of the Fire Reggie Theus threads...
lol, when I read his response I thought to myself "did he even bother to read what I posted?"...
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