NFL 2021-2022 Season Thread

[Tetsujin]

San Francisco 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo remains on schedule in his recovery from shoulder surgery and timetable for throwing, per source. The expectation has been Garoppolo will throw over next few weeks (early July, per Kyle Shanahan) and that plan is still in place.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) June 25, 2022

 

[Tetsujin]

I wish Dan Snyder was more of a cartoonishly evil criminal mastermind but instead hes just like a annoying poorly written 80s teen movie character https://t.co/VLwMwPVqsW pic.twitter.com/mAZ6MG1aet

— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) July 2, 2022

 

[SLAB]

Lol, Bakers for a conditional 5th to the Panthers.

Can we just cut Jim now?

 

[SLAB]

It's time for @DMcIntyreWWE to train like a Titan! ⚔️😂@WWE @SummerSlam comes to @NissanStadium on July 30th! pic.twitter.com/sidJSDShVv

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) July 6, 2022

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1544761260440358912

 

[Tetsujin]

Rodgers: “Give me the Kyrie.”

Tattoo Artist: “Say no more.”

— Robert Hune-Kalter (@Whatstheskoop) July 6, 2022

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1545100344887128065

I’ve apparently been watching the wrong Jimmy G this whole time.

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1545100344887128065

I’ve apparently been watching the wrong Jimmy G this whole time.

It’s why the entire NFL has been falling over themselves to trade for him.

 

[ESP47]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1545100344887128065

I’ve apparently been watching the wrong Jimmy G this whole time.

Accurate? No.

Ability to hang in there and throw to tight spots? Yep.

Jimmy is pretty good at hanging tight in the pocket and getting the ball out without taking the sack. I think one of the reasons why the Niners were able to go deep in the playoffs with him is because he's pretty good at avoiding those drive killing sacks. Now he may wind up with drive killing INTs more often than we would like but there's a reason why every other QB we had would win about 2 out of 10 games while every healthy Jimmy season was a superbowl caliber year.

 

[Tetsujin]

Accurate? No.

Ability to hang in there and throw to tight spots? Yep.

Jimmy is pretty good at hanging tight in the pocket and getting the ball out without taking the sack. I think one of the reasons why the Niners were able to go deep in the playoffs with him is because he's pretty good at avoiding those drive killing sacks. Now he may wind up with drive killing INTs more often than we would like but there's a reason why every other QB we had would win about 2 out of 10 games while every healthy Jimmy season was a superbowl caliber year.

Yeah, I don't really have an issue with the tight spot thing but to call that "arm talent" beyond the most charitable version of the word feels like stretching the truth. Mahomes and Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen have elite arm talent. Jimmy is just a tough SOB.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546447353636425729

 

[SLAB]

I want Jim to end up on the Seahawks.

Our line destroying him as he stands there like a statue and single handedly tanks DK Metcalf’s value with his noodle arm would be hilarious and cathartic.

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546447353636425729

Lol

https://twitter.com/x/status/1545582579935494146

I love how the world sees Jimmy exactly as I see him.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1547026529883828224

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1549839624318713863

Lol ya, I’m sure *this* is when it finally happens.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1550158336640925701

All that money just for 10 weeks of good football a year and an unceremonious meltdown.

 

[SLAB]

Kyler has it in him to be great, but when dude melts down he melts down hard. Gonna be really interesting to see if he continues to grow up.

 

[Tetsujin]

Kyler’s good but I’m not sure he’s “Get paid more per year than Josh Allen” good.

 

[SLAB]

Kyler’s good but I’m not sure he’s “Get paid more per year than Josh Allen” good.

Agreed, but that’s just the nature of the market. Prices go up by the offseason.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1550320675109457921

am I the only one who thinks the mini-stadium is incredibly tacky?

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1550320675109457921

am I the only one who thinks the mini-stadium is incredibly tacky?

Championship rings themselves are tacky. Jam in more features. I want one to have mini strobe lights and firework displays.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551941891226324992

I am here for Aaron Rodgers's seemingly continued plunge into the depths of a mental health crisis that absolutely no one has the heart to pull him out of.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551952986120790018

The heel turn that Colin Cowherd has made on Trey Lance since he broke up with his daughter is truly legendary lol

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551960799500873729

Can't wait to see someone spin this into Kyle being concerned about Trey's arm fatigue again.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551661427949174784

The Cards actually having to mandate watching the tape in Kyler's new contract and then leaking it (I assume it was them because I have no idea why Murray's team would want this out there) is hilarious.

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551993391080034304

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552000020932464641

People (both Niners fans and media) are still somehow going to braindance their way into thinking Jim is going to start.

 

[The_Jamal]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551993391080034304

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552000020932464641

People (both Niners fans and media) are still somehow going to braindance their way into thinking Jim is going to start.

Yeah, people can do the whole "THEY THINK TREY NOT READY" dance, but it never really mattered. You can't spend the draft capital they did to acquire him and sit him another season. You could justify it his rookie year with how little football he played in college and Jimmy still being on the roster, but not another season. Especially after Jimmy's playoff performance.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551993391080034304

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552000020932464641

People (both Niners fans and media) are still somehow going to braindance their way into thinking Jim is going to start.

Somewhere in my imagination, a fantasy football team by the name of "LEEEEROY JENKINS!" is going to draft JimmyG in the first round, and I am here for it.

 

[SLAB]

Julio Jones to the Bucs.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552350787950456833

poor Cowherd set a guy up to take a dump on Trey Lance only to wind up hearing three minutes of pure Trey praise