Today's safety hints:
If you have a wood or paper fire, spray water on it.
If you have a grease fire, smother it.
If you have an electrical fire, turn off the source and smother it.
If you have a smoldering campfire, cover it with dirt.
If you have Sparks, put them in a Pond.
Woo hoo! At the half, Monarchs 45 - Sparks 21!