memo to brad miller

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Play Like The All-Star You Are!


To Brad Miller:

If a Spur is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you dont stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Brad Miller. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down any shot and you're a pretty good free throw shooter. You're rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you.
 
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He needs to take and make his jumper. That way we can post Artest and Bonzi against their G/F. That is our biggest advantage and without Miller drawing the big man out, it'll be much harder to do.
 
tyrant said:
Play Like The All-Star You Are!


To Brad Miller:

If a Spur is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you dont stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Brad Miller. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down any shot and you're a pretty good free throw shooter. You're rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you.
lol so true on every point. well, at least with Artest here he doesn't whine that much anymore
 
tyrant said:
Play Like The All-Star You Are!


To Brad Miller:

If a Spur is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you dont stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Brad Miller. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down any shot and you're a pretty good free throw shooter. You're rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you.
Couldn't have said it better myself friend, props.
 
playing smart basketball leads to victories. but like Packt said. he HAS to take those jumpers. he can make most of them. we will need him to not be shy around the perimeter.
 
Dear Brad - Don't make a superstar out of Nazr like you tried to do in the playoffs last year against Jerome James...

Play nothin' easy super-tough defense in the middle. We won't win squat unless you do.

Offense? Ya, man - shoot the ball.
 
Brad look at some old tapes of the young hungry Hick in Chicago and Indy with the chip on his shoulder beceause he did not get drafted. The guy who never missed a chance to bang with the big boys and send guys to the line instead of giving up the dunk.

Remember the only shame in fouling out is doing it on soft stupid fouls.

Naz can't gaurd you out of the paint, and you do have the sweetest jump shot on the team next to Mike... take them!

I honeslty think that one of the most important factors that could lead to either a Kings victory or defeat is how well Bad contributes. Ron and Mike will do what they do best, and our power forwards are just plain out classesd. The big differnece could well be Brad and Bonzi... Make Indy double proud boys!
 
tyrant said:
Play Like The All-Star You Are!


To Brad Miller:

If a Spur is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you dont stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Brad Miller. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down any shot and you're a pretty good free throw shooter. You're rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you.

I couldn't help but think that this could also apply to Rasho Nesterovic. Here's I'll just edit a couple things and then it will go for Rasho:

To Rasho Nesterovic:

If a King is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups or fairy floaters in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you don't stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Rasho. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down a good mid-range jumper though you're an awful free throw shooter. Your rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you
 
MistiLynn said:
I couldn't help but think that this could also apply to Rasho Nesterovic. Here's I'll just edit a couple things and then it will go for Rasho:

To Rasho Nesterovic:

If a King is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups or fairy floaters in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you don't stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Rasho. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down a good mid-range jumper though you're an awful free throw shooter. Your rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you
Nice one but wrong board though. ;)
 
To Rasho Nesterovic:

Letting the Kings dunk on you is a good thing, you will be on many highlight reels.

Layups and fairy floaters are your shots, don't change anything now. Dunking is overrated and you don't have hops anyways.

Continue standing up straight when playing defense, it is good posture and helps relieve stress on your back.
 
thesanityannex said:
To Rasho Nesterovic:

Letting the Kings dunk on you is a good thing, you will be on many highlight reels.

Layups and fairy floaters are your shots, don't change anything now. Dunking is overrated and you don't have hops anyways.

Continue standing up straight when playing defense, it is good posture and helps relieve stress on your back.


Bwahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh, sanity.:D
 
MistiLynn said:
I couldn't help but think that this could also apply to Rasho Nesterovic. Here's I'll just edit a couple things and then it will go for Rasho:

To Rasho Nesterovic:

If a King is consistantly dunking in the paint and you only have 1 foul; feel free to use another.

There will be no layups or fairy floaters in the playoffs. You are 7ft tall. Take notes from SAR and dunk when you're around the basket.

We all know you're big and slow, but you will notice an improvement in your defense if you don't stand straight up while trying to guard someone.

I like your game Rasho. You set nice/hard picks, you can knock down a good mid-range jumper though you're an awful free throw shooter. Your rebounding and shotblocking will be very critical in this series. We need you

To MistiLynn: The name of the board is KINGSFANS.com. Please keep that in mind. We are tolerant but enough is enough...

Thank you.
 
thesanityannex said:
To Rasho Nesterovic:

Letting the Kings dunk on you is a good thing, you will be on many highlight reels.

Layups and fairy floaters are your shots, don't change anything now. Dunking is overrated and you don't have hops anyways.

Continue standing up straight when playing defense, it is good posture and helps relieve stress on your back.
Don't worry, I think he says this to himself every morning as it is.

VF21 said:
To MistiLynn: The name of the board is KINGSFANS.com. Please keep that in mind. We are tolerant but enough is enough...

Thank you.
I'm talking hoops, being polite and am not attacking anyone. What am I doing wrong?
 
MistiLynn said:
Don't worry, I think he says this to himself every morning as it is.


I'm talking hoops, being polite and am not attacking anyone. What am I doing wrong?

Please check your PMs.
 
I had a look at Brad's production against SA thia season. In 3 games Miller has averaged 6 ppg, 9 rpg and 6 apg.

Now seriously, his production has to lift at both ends of the floor if we are any chance.
 
Dear Brad Miller,

Unleash the Hulkish Hick within you and GIT R DONE!

:)

Love, A Kings Fan who is dying from cholesterol....(damn domino's)
 
Tyrant and Celt wrote the truth. The Kings can beat the Spurs if Brad plays to his potential. If he "takes a vacation", as in the words of Elston Turner, the Kings are doomed.

Brad needs to block shots and hammer Ginobili and Parker when they careen into the paint like small cars in a destruction derby.

Brad needs to take more shots.

Someone place a sniper in the rafters with a pellet gun and zap Brad everytime he pouts or makes faces.
 
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