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You see, Cal Kings believes that Bonzi is selfish, untrustworthy and out for himself, and therefore, obviously since he is selfish, untrustworthy and out for himself the only logical thing for him to do would be to fake an injury and tank his contract season while malingering on the bench while some upstart kid starts putting up big games that threaten Bonzi's position and future. Because that's obviously what a selfish out for himself person would do no matter how completely ridiculous such an assertion appears on the surface. Furthermore it appears that Cal Kings a) did not watch the Kings much last year, as he both missed the fact that Bonzi was having a heck of an impressive season early, as well as missing the fact that Bonzi returned long before the playoffs; b) thinks Bonzi is a helluva lot better than I do given the apparent expectation that he could put up 23 and 12 on a routine basis whenever he wanted to and was simply malingering for, well the entire rest of his career, c) seems to have a rather dubious grasp on the remainder of Bonzi's career, aside from apparently knowing many many people in Portland and Memphis, causing him to make the basic mistake of mixing up a dog an a pain in the ***; and d) apparently thinks Geoff Petrie is a complete ****ing idiot, for who the hell else would offer $38 million to such an obvious cancer?
Danke!