This franchise gives you nothing to look forward to.
The Kings don’t give much to look forward to, but they sure are dysfunctional. This year they…Fired Walton. Still suck. Traded Hali for Domas to make the play-in. Still suck. Tried to tank. Still suck at tanking.
That said, I’m looking forward to the following:
1. Trading any remaining player that Vlade acquired.
2. For the conversation to transition from can Fox play with _______ to can Domas play with ________. And since Domas plays better with Mitchell, should the Kings trade Fox, move him to the two guard spot, or the 6th man role?
3. Record low attendance.
4. Monte getting fired by the trade deadline, but before that he’ll go on CD’s show to answer questions as his seat gets hot. Shortly afterwards, Vivek will bring on Brad Miller as a special advisor, who will end up getting the GM role and he’ll bring on Kenny Thomas as his right hand man.
5. The Kings getting the 7th pick and drafting Duren, who I like, but is the worse possible fit for the Kings. Monte goes BPA. FTW.
6. Drafting another set of busts in round 2.
7. The Kings offering the coaching job to Hammon, who turns it down, because Pop says it’s basketball hell. They then offer it to Musselman, but he turns it down, because he would have to Uber everywhere in Sac. So they end up hiring D’Antonio, who says no one is untradeable at his first press conference. Shortly thereafter, Fox releases his first NFT to his fans, who gave him $1.5m recently only for Fox to say thanks, but rain check on the NFT. The first NFT? A bouncing fox in a field with a snake in the grass.