Mozart
G-League
10)Fire Grant Napear--I don't think that I need a reason and I blame him for the bad season because of his fugly red hair.
9)Dump KT--He's ugly. 'Nuff said.
8)Trade Ron-Ron-- Sac's dogs need to feel safer with Ron's off-court troubles and the Menu foods recall.
7)Trade SAR--He's break'n down with each game--it's time to off him to some young team where he can warm the bench and be a senior player to the youngsters. He needs to lay off the molasses kool-aid that causes him to play like he's stuck in molasses.
6)Sign "Dunk-of-the-season" Price and "Dunks only" Williams--they have slam-dunk potential, sort of.
5)Sign Kevin long-term--He's a winner with a truly soft touch for shots.
4)Let GP be GP and spend the money on some TALENT, Malooooooooofs!--We fans work hard to spend our hard-earned money to support YOUR team that YOU own, so why don't YOU spend YOUR easy-earned money to support YOUR team?
3)Trade Bibby--I never thought that I'd feel this way towards Mike, but, this marriage between him and the Kings has run out of juice, as it happens in relationships, so ship the guy out with his huge contract; but thanks for the great memories, Mike. You've been great in many other previous seasons.
2)Trade Miller--Miller's beer has gone flat and Miller thinks that he can do the Olympics next year inbetween the grueling NBA seasons at the twilight of his career? Huh? Trade the guy. Thanks for all the "Miller Time" memories, though, Brad. Brad needs serious time-off this season, so he should check into a Cryogenic hotel and hibernate for six months until next season...and go somewhere else.
1)Fire, oh please fire MUSS!--Just look at his face...does he look like a genius to you? Case closed. Fire the guy already.
9)Dump KT--He's ugly. 'Nuff said.
8)Trade Ron-Ron-- Sac's dogs need to feel safer with Ron's off-court troubles and the Menu foods recall.
7)Trade SAR--He's break'n down with each game--it's time to off him to some young team where he can warm the bench and be a senior player to the youngsters. He needs to lay off the molasses kool-aid that causes him to play like he's stuck in molasses.
6)Sign "Dunk-of-the-season" Price and "Dunks only" Williams--they have slam-dunk potential, sort of.
5)Sign Kevin long-term--He's a winner with a truly soft touch for shots.
4)Let GP be GP and spend the money on some TALENT, Malooooooooofs!--We fans work hard to spend our hard-earned money to support YOUR team that YOU own, so why don't YOU spend YOUR easy-earned money to support YOUR team?
3)Trade Bibby--I never thought that I'd feel this way towards Mike, but, this marriage between him and the Kings has run out of juice, as it happens in relationships, so ship the guy out with his huge contract; but thanks for the great memories, Mike. You've been great in many other previous seasons.
2)Trade Miller--Miller's beer has gone flat and Miller thinks that he can do the Olympics next year inbetween the grueling NBA seasons at the twilight of his career? Huh? Trade the guy. Thanks for all the "Miller Time" memories, though, Brad. Brad needs serious time-off this season, so he should check into a Cryogenic hotel and hibernate for six months until next season...and go somewhere else.
1)Fire, oh please fire MUSS!--Just look at his face...does he look like a genius to you? Case closed. Fire the guy already.
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