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Game 61
Sacramento Kings at the Milwaukee Bucks
"Buck-ing Bad"
Game 61
Sacramento Kings at the Milwaukee Bucks
"Buck-ing Bad"
By Stephen Tetsu, They Just Don't Make Terrible Potato Chip Flavors Like They Used To

Rudy's eyes are always fun to watch.
I'm half-convinced Kenny Natt is still coaching in the NBA under a different name. And that name is Monty Williams.
I'm not quite sure when I reached this conclusion. Probably somewhere around the time when, early in the first quarter, he set up a play in which Anthony Davis rolled off a couple of screens for a sideways perimeter shot with the shot clock expiring. Don't get me wrong, Davis is one hell of a player but there's absolutely no reason a play like that should be happening.
I was half-tempted to included his starting Reke at the three as another example of his bad Natt-itude but in true Kings fashion, Tyreke lit up our perimeter defense in typical anyone-with-a-pulse-who-plays-against-our-frontline fashion to the tune of a near triple double and 3-4 from three point land (putting things in context, my chances of sleeping with Kate Upton were probably higher than Tyreke hitting 3-4 from three since the dude has somehow managed to take his already bad shooting form and make it worse).
Meanwhile, Eric Gordon continues to start at shooting guard for the Pelicans, mainly because the Pelicans front office seems to be on a constant Four-Loco bender ("SPEND MORE MONEY! SPEND MORE MONEY!"). Aside from lucking into the number one pick and Anthony Davis, the Pelicans rebuilding plan seems to have mostly consisted of throwing buckets of money at any guard they possibly could (Jrue Holiday, Eric Gordon, Tyreke Evans, Anthony Morrow, Brian Roberts, Austin Rivers) with absolutely no regard for how all the pieces would fit together (in other words, the Geoff Petrie plan circa 2006-2012). One can argue that the Ryan Anderson signing was a good move but it loses its luster a bit when you realize that he plays the same position as their franchise player (who is still skinnier than Larry Sanders's dog... too soon?).
Meanwhile their depth at the three-spot is the super underachiever Al-Farouq Aminu and a broomstick with an afro taped to its end. Things don't really get all that better at the five, where Jason Smith (or, as I like to call him, Not Aaron Gray) "held down" the fort until the injury bug bit him yet again, leaving them with Alexis Ajinca (the first woman to play in the NBA) and Greg Stiemsma as their prime movers and shakers in the big man department. Their one promising young center, Jeff Withey, has the potential to be a good shot blocking big but, much like Anthony Davis, is too thin to fight the big boys of the NBA and isn't blessed with the Brow's natural talent.
And, of course, they're coached by Monty Williams.
In other words, maybe life isn't so bad after all.

Reggie Evans wants all the balls. ALL OF THEM
Small Sample Size Theater
Jimmer's per-36 numbers for Chicago: 24 ppg, 12 rpg.
See? Jimmer's proven us all wrong. Not only should we have never cut him, we should have started him at PF.

On a side note, those jerseys are horrible. Thank God our team isn't good enough to have to wear sleeves.
The View From the Other Side
Tonight's Game

I tried finding a highlight of the Bucks doing something good but this is the best I could get.
Their roster is not entirely without salvageable pieces. Giannis Antetokounmpo is apparently the second coming according to a lot of people in their fan base. John Henson is a good shot blocker and floor stretcher and also not a crazy person. Larry Sanders is a good shot blocker but is a crazy person (and injured). After that, you've got a lot of guards and anonymous big men. Oh, and Larry Drew is still doing the coaching thing.
We aren't exactly road warriors but if there ever was a game to win on the road, it would be this one. That said, our perimeter defense is still bad enough that Ramon Sessions is probably going to drop 40 on us as we get blown out of the water.

Larry Sanders is NOT amused.
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