"Friends, applaud, the comedy is over"
Last words of Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
"I should never have switched from Martinis to Scotch"
Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
"What happened?"
Sacramento Kings coaching staff, d. November 22, 2006
"Crito, I owe a roster to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"
-- Socrates, d. 399 BC
"Tis well."
-- George Washington, d. December 14, 1799
(Laughter)
-- Abraham Lincoln, d. April 15, 1865
"This is too tight."
-- Cpt. Henry Wirz (referring to his noose at his execution for conspiracy to wipe out Federal prisoners at the Andersonville prison camp), d. November 10, 1865
"Hey, you poisoned me!...Hey, you shot me!...Hey, you're drowning me!"
-- Grigori Rasputin, d. December 29, 1916 (just kidding on this one)
"I have a terrific headache."
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt (cerebral hemorrhage), d. April 12, 1945
"I wish peace to the world."
-- Joachim von Ribbentrop (Nazi war criminal hanged at Nuremburg), d. October 16, 1946
"That's very obvious."
-- John F. Kennedy (answering a statement that Dallas loves him), d. November 22, 1963