Island of Pain and Misery Draft --- draft completed

wow didnt know I was on the clock before, no one had pmed me :(

William Hung Contionually Singing 24/7 right next to me

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My torment is nearly complete. Cthulhu has plenty of physical, emotional, and psychological misery at his disposal, but he's saved the worst for last. With my 15th and final pick I select:

Rape

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Nothing is worse at causing pain and misery than rape. My family has suffered through it while I watched, now it's my turn :(. Cthulhu and his minions have their way with me daily and their jarring violations and jeers are beyond horrific. I've lost my family, my dignity, my honor, and my mind. Everything hurts and I'm so, so afraid. I want to die. I'm too afraid to die...

Rape is horrible on several levels. It is physically painful (especially for us guys) and after all I've been through on my island, I don't know how I will be able to handle this too. The physical pain is temporary compared to the emotional and psychological ramifications. Those stay with you for years, and I've got my own personal pain box (and the daily violations from Cthulhu's minions) to keep it fresh in my thoughts :(. Having to live with a past rape experience is bad, but expecting daily future assaults too is unbearable!

More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape
 
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With my final selection, I select the supreme overlord of my island, whom I must serve and appease... this person is the sort of person that would step on a child's throat to advance her place in life and gain more fame, money and power and not really see any problem with it... actually, she would step on eight kids throats. A total control freak and narcissist I select: Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus Eight

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I admit, I was a bit off with the amount of picks I planned for and so, after having already exhausted my fallback options, I had to come up with something worthy for the last one. Thus the delay. Anyway, I think I have it now, even if this one is particularly evil. So, as an alternative to The Hills, as the only thing on TV, every other day, there will be nothing but Child Pornography.
 
Yuck,.

For the final pick in the Bad Thing Draft.

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A Live Studio Audience that Thinks My Misery is the Funniest Thing Ever.

Everytime a Black Hole idiot punches me for being a 49er fan, they laugh.
After every Carrot Top joke, they laugh.
Every Night Terror, Sleep Paralysis, Bullet Ant Sting, tumble into goatheads...They laugh.

Obnoxiously.
For the rest of eternity.
 
jalfa said:
I admit, I was a bit off with the amount of picks I planned for and so, after having already exhausted my fallback options, I had to come up with something worthy for the last one. Thus the delay. Anyway, I think I have it now, even if this one is particularly evil. So, as an alternative to The Hills, as the only thing on TV, every other day, there will be nothing but Child Pornography.
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Im going to wait to see if thats acceptable before updating your list.

MassachusetsKingsFan is on the clock, PM sent.

BrickLayer has a makeup pick as well.
 
The words "child pornography" aren't a problem, although I admit to being pretty surprised someone would even bring it up.
 
Yea, a drink.

Use yor imagination, as you have warm pus, urine, human waste, placenta-juice and expired sour milk to compete with!
:p
 
Inspiration struck.

My final pick, my mandated island drink, ties in nicely with my previous picks:

Roseanne Barr's breast milk


No picture included. :p



Milk, it does a body good. :eek:
 
VF21 said:
The words "child pornography" aren't a problem, although I admit to being pretty surprised someone would even bring it up.
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I know I've crossed the line of good taste quite a few times with this draft and I acknowledge that those people, whose days I might have ruined with them deserve an apology and I really am sorry. It was just that, at quite an early stage, I realised that it would be impossible for me to put together a list only with things/pop cultural phenomenons/everyday nuisances that annoy me a lot. Instead, I thought it would be more interesting for me to get really sinister with it, which I did. I'm not saying that it was a bright decision, but it was one that I couldn't really get away from, once the third pick was made. So again, I apologise to the ones that were offended, you may kill me in the voting now.
 
With the final pick of misery... I select...

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The Teletubbies and their Sun Baby

So, for my social life I have dead bodies (Thanks GW3), Shaq rapping about my crappy life and now the Teletubbies. :eek:

Oh and that creepy baby sun? Yeeeah that's the sun I have to look at EVERYDAY for ETERNITY. And Yes, it will be laughing.

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jalfa said:
I know I've crossed the line of good taste quite a few times with this draft and I acknowledge that those people, whose days I might have ruined with them deserve an apology and I really am sorry. It was just that, at quite an early stage, I realized that it would be impossible for me to put together a list only with things/pop cultural phenomenons/everyday nuisances that annoy me a lot. Instead, I thought it would be more interesting for me to get really sinister with it, which I did. I'm not saying that it was a bright decision, but it was one that I couldn't really get away from, once the third pick was made. So again, I apologise to the ones that were offended, you may kill me in the voting now.
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I too owe the fans of this board an apology for the graphic nature of my picks. Things spun a bit out of control (especially for a family friendly board), and it snowballed into something quite miserable and dark. I'm truly sorry for those of you that I offended. With this draft nearly finished, hopefully we can move away from the dark and miserable, and begin to enjoy this new, exciting Kings team!
 
Thanks for the PM Jespher.

Public Restrooms

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Public restrooms are disgusting. Sometimes just hold it in if I have to go and there is only public restrooms. On my island all I can use are dirty, disgusting, public restrooms.
 
Well, this draft has taken a wierd turn these last few picks, Im going to go with another sports selection for my last one ..

I select The New York Yankees (Fans, Players, FO, Championship Rings, whatever I can get from them )

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I hate the Yanks. I really do. I would rather watch the Lakers beat the Celtics and the Kings over and over then watch the Yankees win anything. I cant stand there players ( Arod ) I cant stand there fans ( most of them ) I just hate that whole organization.
 
And another draft is in the books. Great job everyone! I assume SLAB will want rankings PMed to him as usual (1-15, ranking everyone's list excepting your own). In this draft the worst is first :p.
 
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