I hate coffee!
- Thread starter Mr. S£im Citrus
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ahhh coffee
i had some tonight with some fresh homemade vanilla ice cream plopped inside mmmmmmmmmmm
anways, i'm not a huge coffee drinker, but i certianly have nothing against it. i do have to load it up with milk and splenda, ( mcdonalds, well any fastfood place) that crap like columbian, maxwell, all that mass produced stuff is total garbage. i like the gourmet stuff! it has much better flavor
all and all, i'm more of a tea person then coffee, but i don't hate on it
i had some tonight with some fresh homemade vanilla ice cream plopped inside mmmmmmmmmmm
anways, i'm not a huge coffee drinker, but i certianly have nothing against it. i do have to load it up with milk and splenda, ( mcdonalds, well any fastfood place) that crap like columbian, maxwell, all that mass produced stuff is total garbage. i like the gourmet stuff! it has much better flavor
all and all, i'm more of a tea person then coffee, but i don't hate on it
Coffee sucks -- nasty bitter stuff. Hard to imagine anyoine drinking the stuff it it wasn't a cultural thing. Try giving it to a baby who has never had any before and doesn't know better + watch what he thinks of it.
That said, I'll drink a little here and there just for something warm (if there aree no better options) or in a social setting. Especially something like a cafe mocha to get in my chocolate fix. But in my entire lifetime I am not sure I have ever made a single pot of coffee for myself.
Probably makes a difference that I seem to somehow be genetically immune to caffeine. I could probably drink a gallon of the stuff and not notice any effect. So its pretty much useless as a stimulant (I should know -- I tried to use it as such back in college. Was worthless.).
That said, I'll drink a little here and there just for something warm (if there aree no better options) or in a social setting. Especially something like a cafe mocha to get in my chocolate fix. But in my entire lifetime I am not sure I have ever made a single pot of coffee for myself.
Probably makes a difference that I seem to somehow be genetically immune to caffeine. I could probably drink a gallon of the stuff and not notice any effect. So its pretty much useless as a stimulant (I should know -- I tried to use it as such back in college. Was worthless.).
I love coffee. Love the smell, the taste, the feel. Yum!
Unfortunately it seems to be unrequited love. Coffe doesn't love me, it just uses me as a tool for its insidious schemes.
It burns a hole through my stomach,
it makes 40 qts of pee for ever 1 qt consumed <one qt of COFFEE consumed, sicko>
it clears my mind for about 15 minutes... only to highlight the incoherant babbling/drooling/wild-eyed/drowsy/jittery lunatic that it creates for the subsequent 6 hours.
it costs more than heroin.
I love coffee, but coffee isn't my friend.
Unfortunately it seems to be unrequited love. Coffe doesn't love me, it just uses me as a tool for its insidious schemes.
It burns a hole through my stomach,
it makes 40 qts of pee for ever 1 qt consumed <one qt of COFFEE consumed, sicko>
it clears my mind for about 15 minutes... only to highlight the incoherant babbling/drooling/wild-eyed/drowsy/jittery lunatic that it creates for the subsequent 6 hours.
it costs more than heroin.
I love coffee, but coffee isn't my friend.
KingKong said:
I should've used the . But they do smell really good. Anyway I gave up coffee a few months ago, I figured I already had too many bad habits and it seemed the easier choice of the poisons.
. But they do smell really good. Anyway I gave up coffee a few months ago, I figured I already had too many bad habits and it seemed the easier choice of the poisons.