Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat

Um...okay. Er...what do you say to that? Er...
well somebody asked about Roadside Attractions as a theme, so maybe I'll give that shot.
Sigh.
Boxscore
Evans ( C+ ) -- kind of an overall shrug of a game for Reke, efficient in the end, but fairly punchless. Despite relative efficiency -- 8-14FG with only 1 TO -- went through stretches where he was just forcing some high degree of difficulty flips that did not have much chance to go in. Had moments of active defense early, but overall seemed a little slow out of the gate, and was making the over help mistake again and again on defense, leaving his guys open on the perimeter while he tried to help IT or MT or Cousins with their own um....unique interpretations of "defense" this time out. Got to the rim several times in the early third and seemed to be heating up, but then overpenetrated with the Warriors waiting for him back there and more critically picked up his forth foul, forcing him to the bench. Hit several easy looking jumpers including the one to finally put us up at the 3:50 mark -- go shot doc dude! Better defense locking up Jenkins late in the game -- when his man has the ball locks in and has less tendency to wander and overhelp. Strong drive to get us back to 1 at the 1:30 mark, and by all rights probably should have had the game winning layup on the break with 15 seconds to go...if our new guy on the 10 day contract hadn't been in there in the final minutes of a tight game and fumbled away the opportunity rather than making the pass.

The Thing, Somewhere in the Arizona Desert -- advertised by billboards for hundreds of miles in every direction since the 1950s, the "Mystery of the Desert" is in fact...well telling you would be no fun. Suffice it to say that its not a shape changing alien able to consume all life on Earth by exactly duplicating its cells and imitating it. Probably...
Greene ( C ) -- got the start with JT out, and was indifferent. Actually when your man puts up monster numbers on his way ot a near triple double (Lee had 22pts 14rebs 9ast) you would normally say you weren't even indifferent, but fact is the Warriros snuck through with fewer than 20min out of their two scrub center types this game, and were smallballing most of the game. Hence Lee did a lot of that damage against Cousins, and Donte's defense on the SFs that took Lee's place across from him was often solid. On the other side of the ball simply stayed out of the way, as you would have barely noticed Donte Greene was on the floor this time. We just bought time with his minutes.

Rock City, Tennessee -- advertised across the MidWest on over 900 barns painted with the "See Rock City" logo, I actually saw this place when I was young. It consists of a large area of privately owned natural beauty, including winding rock gardens, and a high prometory overhead from which its claimed you can see 7 states. That's what stuck in my 8-9yr old brain, although I have real doubts about the claim. Two notes of interest: one, the prometory, called Lookout Mountain, was actually used by both sides in the Civil War, and that is the time the claims of seeing 7 states eminate from. 2) the guy who developed the Rock City concept is also the guy who invented miniature golf. In fact one of his early plans was to put the world's first miniature golf course on top of the mountain.
Cousins ( A ) -- well he's no Derrick Favors or Enes Kanter, but we'll take him. Chewed up the giant hole which is the Warriors middle these days (aside from an odd little first quarter stretch where he was outplayed for a while by some dude they pulled off the street named Mickell Gladness) on his way to a huge 28pts 18reb 5ast 3blk night. In fact until slowing in the 4th, maybe due to fatigue, maybe due to rampant little man dumbness on our team, he was actually on pace for a monstrous 30-20 night. Not finishing after returning in the second, but continued to just pile up the numbers on offense, and in the 3rd we just hitched up and rode him as he banged around, set cutters up with passes, finished +1s with his huge strength advantage etc. Somewhere in there is when the Warriros announcers quit cutting on him and decided they would just pretend the monster tearing up their interior didn't exist and not talk about him instead. Unfortunately on the other side of the ball it was a different story, and if I were the sort of grader who would give a guy who put up 28pts 18rebs 5ast a minus to his A, I might have been tempted. However I am not that sort of grader. Despite the 3 blocks, and several more charges taken (much to the chagrin of the Warriros announcing crew again), did not have a good defensive night on Lee, who he guarded much of the time while the Warriors went small, and who seemed to be constantly slipping behind DeMarcus and getting right to the rim. In addition made a couple of post-foul goaltending mistakes, basically turning 2FTs into +1 opportunities. That will happen sometimes, with shotblockers in particular, but Cousins really isn't one of those and these felt like more of the not using your head variety than the intimidation variety. The big engine slowed in the 4th, and fatigue certainly would have been a legitimate excuse, as would the increasing use of doubles by the Warriors (that DeMarcus has to start recognizing quicker and beating with the pass). But on the other hand there was some definite dumbness/selfishness from the smaller players on the floor that contributed too. John took over as a #1 option(!), we were freaking trying to feed Chuck Hayes in the post, Terrence Wiliams got into his first game and decided well I'm here, I'm going to make the most of it and started forcing etc. Did finish with some good aggressive defense on Lee at the 23 sec mark moving his feet and blocking a shot.

South of the Border, South Carolina -- with a name like South of the Border and a giant sombrero wearing bandido as a mascot, you would naturally expect South of the Border to be somewhere in the Southwest right? Wrong. This famous rest stop/amusement park/hotel/kitsch complex actually got its name by being just south of the North Carolina border along Interstate 95, and traced its initial growth to being a place you could legally buy liquor, right across the border from several "dry" counties in North Carolina. Soon the exaggerated and intentinally cheesy Mexican theme followed, and as the place grew and grew, signs spread for hundreds of miles up and down the Interstate, the small amusement park was added, and a giant 150foot lighted Pedro (that's the bandido) tower that can be seen for miles around was added in the 70s.
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