Grades v. Suns 03/25

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Bricklayer

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Played hard to be sure, but sometimes losing is winning and winning, losing.

Theme tonight: Heroic Last Stands

Salmons ( A- ) -- got off to another slow start in this one, although perhaps on further review it was him just blending into the background with all the other scorers in our starting lineup. Came on with a little surge late in the first quarter going to the hoop, and then with Kevin AWOL and then out for the rest of the game, Salmons had to step up and serve as gun #3. Played the role very well, and the Suns never really did close the lane to him defensively. Did not have much more luck trying to stay in front of Nash than he did in the last game, and truth be told his defense hasn't been what it was early in the year since before the All Star break. But with Kevin gone, John played a pivotal role in this one picking up the slack in points and shots as our #3 scorer.

BATTLE OF THERMOPYLAE -- Note that I consider the above an egregious and rather silly bastardization of what really was one of the more remarkable last stands in recorded history (the problem being with last stands that history is often written by the victors, and thus the great majority are never recorded). In any case, all that needs be known is that 300 very brave/stupid men (with a little rarely mentioned help from some allies) really did march out and defy something like a quarter of a million enemies, and after amazingly holding them off for days, were betrayed and fought and died to the last man to give the rest of Greece the time to prepare. Quite possibly the most magnificent and famous last stand of all time -- the archetype that we still talk about 2500 years later.

Artest ( A- ) -- big start to Ron's retirement party basically taking Cisco's spot in the lineup from the last game as our power forward. Muscled his way into the rim, poked balls away on defense, the whole Ron package. Along with Corliss late, helped us actually control our defensive glass just by getting that wide body in there and blocking out. Until Mike's 3pt blitz reached the point of ridiculousness, Ron was actually having the stronger overall game and was maybe the primary reason for our strong start and resulting confidence. Drops down to a "-" in the end for slowly fading away and not being nearly the factor late. In fact about all he did do late in the game was chuck up an airball three pointer.

THE ALAMO -- and of course America's own great last stand (actually, technically they were "Texans" fighting for an independent Texas at the time). 200 now very famous men held fast in a crappy little fort for 13 days against an army at least 20 times that large. And the fort really is crappy too if you've ever visited it. Reminds me fo the forts I used to build when I was a kid out of sofa cushions and old boxes. As last stands have a tendency to do, their deaths inspired their comrades, and when Santa Ana was defeated and captured, it ws to cries of "Remember the Alamo".

Reef ( C ) -- forgotten man out there again as our reluctantly mandated "big" (roughly defined in Kingsland as anybody tall enough that Muss talks to their belly button...or worse). Had no impact whatsoever, but for the most part stayed out of the way. Was replaced and outminuted by the even smaller Corliss for the entire stretch run, and it was during that stretch that we got our only real impact from the center spot for the game.

IWO JIMA -- I chose to use the famous image here, but in this case I am going to take the somewhat unconventional tack and point to the other side -- the Japanese. And not just on Iwo Jima. On Okinawa, on Tarawa, on crappy little rock after crappy little rock. The latter half of the Pacific campaign became basically one long string of last stands for the Japanese as their soldiers, cut off and hopelessly outnumbered, were driven by their bushido code and "Yamato Damashi" (roughly "to the death!") to fight almost to the last man on island after island. It was brutal, and spawned legend for the victors. But for the defeated, it was one heroic if misguided last stand after another for the ideal of death before dishonor.

Martin ( INC ) -- quiet start bordering on passive offensively, but was again getting back to help on the glass. But then got poked in the eye in the early 2nd quarter, and while it did not look like much at the time, he never returned to the game.

BATTLE OF CAMERONE -- and likely one of the lesser known of these..unless you are French. Yes, French. Much maligned as uber wussies anymore, its easy to forget that the French wecre once of the world's great powers with a martial tradition equal to any. And of course perhaps the most famous of the French military services is the Foreign Legion. On April 30, 1863 they got a chance to display that they too could straddle that line between brave and stupid as well as any. In Mexico (yes, Mexico) a detachment of 65 legionnaires on recon duty suddenly found themselves confronted by three battalions of Mexican soldiers numbers somewhere in the range of 2000. They had no fort, no dug in defenses. The Mexicans demanded they surrender. The legionnaires make this list for telling them "bite me/us" and vowing to fight to the death. Which they did btw. They held a small inn for 4 hours until the Mexicans finally stormed through, and the final 5 men, completely out of amunition, amazed the Mexicans by mounting bayonets and charging the Mexican lines. Legend has that the last two soldiers, finally beaten down, agreed to surrender only if they were allowed to keep thier weapons, their flag, and their surviving lieutenant was given medical treatment. The Mexicans were so impressed by their nuttiness that not only did they agree, but in Mexico today there exists a monument to the bravery of these foreign soldiers at the site of the battle.
 
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Bricklayer

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Bibby ( A+ ) -- along with Ron, the two proudest of our old vets apparently did not want to be embarrassed on national TV. Got off to a big first half, and kept pouring it on from downtown. You could quibble with various aspects of his game, from shaky decisionamking leading to 5 TOs to blown defensive assingments that could have killed us if the Suns had hit their open looks, but regardless this was still a huge game. Not only poured in 37 points, but did it ont he strength of NINE three pointers. A career high, and I think NBA season high. Just bombs away. And saved the best for last draining the last two bombs in the final minute to ice the game in spectacular fashion. So perfect game? No, far from it. For one of those you may have to go see one Bryant, Kobe at this point. But a huge game as the man hitting all the big shots.

CONSTANTINOPLE -- and this one has long been perhaps my favorite of all of these. A potent combination of bravery, stupidity and delusion, resulting in a last stand that was almost wiped from the history books. Because you see, this wasn't jsut the last stand for one small group of men, but also for a ancient empire in its death throws. The Byzantines had been in decline for centuries, but now the deathblow was coming as an army of 85,000 Turks marched up outside the walls of the capital in 1453. And Turks armed with cannons caopable of breaching what had always been the impregnable walls of Europe's mightiest medieval fortress. Inside the city was a ghost town, most of the populace had long since fled. And only a few thousand men stood guard on the miles of walls. That is until Emperor Constantine XI raced back from safety in Greece to sneak into his own beseiged city to command its final stand. In all he had maybe 5000 men and no hope except to usher out the age of the Byzantines in a blaze of glory. As the walls were breached the emperor was last seen casting off his imperial insignia to throw himself into the final desperate hand to hand battles to hold back the hordes. Guess if you gotta go...


Cisco ( A- ) -- in the first half was efficient and helped off the bench. Not ahuge impact defensively, but was doing much right and little wrong. But in the second half stepped up ebyond that, and filling in for Kevin really kicked up our excellent energy to even another level. I hate to give out 4 A type grades in one game -- smacks of kewl! fanboiness. And in the end this was 13pts 5ast, not 20 and 10 or some such. But it was still a strong and key effort for us, and frankly this time Cisco did not really give me any hook upon which to pull this grade down.

TIANANMEN SQUARE -- ok, this does not really fit. Admittedly. But its close. And it deserves to be recalled. Behind those 4 tanks in the picture there were dozens more (in fact perhaps an entire division if you've ever seen the picture). And this guy refused to move. And what qualifies it for this list is this: he lost. The goverment disappeared him therafter, and to add poignancy, nobody is even quite sure who he was. But whatever his name he has acheived a certian amount of immortality no matter what the "victors" may wish -- that's a picture that will live on for a very long time of defiance in the face of impossible odds.

Corliss ( B ) -- gave little in the first half, although we did better as team with him in there. But got all of the 4th quarter minutes, and saved his best effort of the night for the last. Chipped in several big hoops in the final three minutes, and was actually strong on both the defensive glass and even man defense. Were it not for the rampant grade inflation here and the weak first half, could have gone even higher.

BATTLE OF ISANDLWANA -- this too is somewhat of a shaky inclusion, not because it wasn't a last stand, but because it was kind of like Custer's last stand (which I considered, but I already used Custer in another theme). In other words, a bad miltary miscalculation leading to an awful slaughter. But the 1,000 or so Brits, as they were being slaughtered to the man by some 25,000 Zulus, were being Brits, which meant going to go down fighting damnit. The legend being that the Zulus out of respect for the tenacity of the defenders allowed the last bedraggled survivors to pause to shake each others' hands before a final suicidal bayonet charge into a sea of impi warriors. Maybe, maybe not. Nobody survived to confirm the tale.

Price ( B ) -- part of a good hustle crew to open the 2nd quarter who briefly opened things up against the Suns reserves. Never did give us anything offensively, and throw in no rebounds and all of 1 assist and you would wonder how he could get this grade. But Ronnie played good hustling defense in there, stayed out of the way on offense, and held down the fort. On a night when others were taking care of the scoring, it was a good stint.

MASADA -- and here were the ancient Jewish peoples' chance to do the ole last stand bit. Masada was an ancient fortress on a hilltop plateau overlooking the Dead Sea. As the Jews tried to revolt against Rome a splinter sect of Jews seized Masada from the Roman garrison stationed there and proceeded to use it as a base to harass Roman forces. This rather annoyed the Romans, who responded by plopping an entire legion down in the dirt beneath the plateau and commencing building a gigantic ramp to the top of the hill, up which would march the legion to the very gates of the fortress. The wrinkle here is that rather than be slaughtered or enslaved by the Romans, once the ramp was built and defeat was inevitable, all 900+ defenders systematically set fire to the fortress and comitted suicide, which rather makes the down to the last man part of their stand academic. Me, I'm dressing up as a potted plant and hoping the Romans miss me standing over in the corner. But whatever floats your boat I suppose.
 
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Bricklayer

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Muss ( ) --

BOROMIR -- ok, I admit, I was running low on biggies. Thought of the famous "Thin Red Line" (not the WWII artsy movie, but the Crimean War I think) where those nutty Brits were at it again, there was the Custer flirtation again, but...dunno. This was a dramatic famous last stand, from a famous book/movie, and so why not? Actually, when you get down to its not just Boromir, but later on his brother tries a last stand, there is the Helm's Deep battle, the final one before the Black Gates...actually when you get down to it maybe the source of the popularity of those books is that it is just one hopeless heroic last stand after another.
 
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i quess you´re going quite over the top, with todays Grades,

To be onest i couldn´t see tha game cause i only have i-net @work this week -my connection at home get burst by a lot of snow we had last week ;(

But i think there was also a lot of luck in the victory and the suns overrated us a lot,
 
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Awesome grades and topic! Once more something to research instead of working. Well, like three things that I didn't already know about but still, wonderful presentation.

I wish you had included Pilenai, though :)
 

Kingster

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Nice "Custard's Last Stand" theme. And at Iwo Jima quite a few Japanese committed suicide, apparently because of their impending defeat. I think a lot of Kings fans would like to follow suit...;)
 
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Nice "Custard's Last Stand" theme. And at Iwo Jima quite a few Japanese committed suicide, apparently because of their impending defeat. I think a lot of Kings fans would like to follow suit...;)
I must admit, I was the very picture of disappointed when, at about 12 years of age (completely random age there -- I may have been five, I may have been 18, who knows?), I learned that his name was not, in fact, Custard.

Custer just doesn't have the same ring.

Nor does it bring to mind a delicious creme brulee.
 
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it always feels good to see bibby busting chops. what cracked me up is looking on kings.com the headline said "kings keep their playoff hopes alive with win over suns"
 
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I wish you had included Pilenai, though :)
We all have our favorites. I'm partial to the siege of Fort St. Elmo, during the larger Siege of Malta (1565). Waiting for a promised relief force which would arrive too late, 100 Knights of St. John and 500 semi-skilled foot soldiers held off a vastly superior Ottoman army for weeks. The fort was bombarded by cannon fire until it was reduced to rubble. Provisions began running low, and the knights came as close as they would ever get to failing a morale check -- they asked permission to foray out of the fort in a suicide attack. Permission was denied, and they were told that if they did not wish to stand and die as ordered, other knights could be redeployed from elsewhere on the island to take their places. Shamed by this suggestion, the surviving 35 or so knights and a hundred some foot soldiers braced for an all-out assault by an army that had swelled to around 35,000. One knight -- I forget now whether he had lost one, or both legs in earlier combat -- asked to be seated on a log in a narrow entryway so that he could kill some more attackers before going down. (And we think that Artest has insane morale.)

When the fort finally fell, there were 9 severely injured knights captured. A few others had escaped, all the remainder went down fighting. Ottoman losses were approximately 2,500 Janissaries (the Empire's elite veterans), and at least 1500 corsairs and other soldiers. The Ottoman admiral in command, Turgut, was also killed.
 

Kingster

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I must admit, I was the very picture of disappointed when, at about 12 years of age (completely random age there -- I may have been five, I may have been 18, who knows?), I learned that his name was not, in fact, Custard.

Custer just doesn't have the same ring.

Nor does it bring to mind a delicious creme brulee.
I was getting hungry for lunch!:) I love custard. Also, I think my spelling peaked in the 9th grade...;)
 
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