Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Good timing. Just last night I was watching a pretty aussie in a mediocre horror flick and wondering, hmm, wonder what her name is? And sure enough, I have call to go look it up.
So...nothing to say here. A complete mess from the opening bell. You will notice a few of our more selfish chuckers got their chucks up anyway. Trust me, that was more a symptom of the problem than a solution. Our passers were flat, off, frustrated, and posibly drugged. Our chuckers saw an opening and took it. Our scrubs were utterly devoid of leadership and just wandered around like lost sheep. Just a Girls outing almost from the opening bell, and I shall not disappoint.
Note a) Aaron Brooks got out of town just in time.
Note b) Cole Aldrich is an idiot -- he missed maybe his best career opportunity for minutes he will ever get in these last two games, 1 a laugher either way. It better have been a compound fracture.
Full Grading Consortium for tonight:
Bricklayer
Capt. Factorial
bajaden
Boxscore
Stats: 21min 3pts (1-7, 1-2, 0-0) 1reb 1ast 2stl 0blk 1TO
Salmons ( F ) -- I hate to give John an F, because he was playing hard. He simply wasn't shooting the ball well. It happens to every player, and the attmosphere tonight was such, that it was easy to get caught up in the, chicken with his head cut off, drama that was playing out. But it is what it is, and I'm a results guy, and John's results add up to an F. I won't bore you with all the gory details. He was 1 for 7 from the floor, and he missed, for the most part, wide open shots. There wern't any positives to talk about. This is one that you pretend never happened, and you move on. --Baja
Nina Agdal -- you know the most recent Carl's Jr. supermodel likes to eat our sloppy burgers commerical? The one on the beach with the guy with the raccoon eyed tan at the end from his sunglasses? That's SI model Nina Agdal, and she's prettyish.
Stats: 25min 6pts (3-6, 0-0, 0-0) 5reb 2ast 1stl 1blk 1TO
Thompson ( D ) -- JT was just one of many that didn't play well tonight. Most of the team played badly! And I think the Spurs had a hand in that. They look like a well oiled machine. JT started the game fine by bulling his way to the basket and powering it through. That was about it, because shortly after that, the starters were pulled and JT was sitting on the bench. He got back in the game with 1:20 left in the 1st quarter. His first act was to get a technical for complaining about a non call. The replay showed he was indeed fouled, and though I can appreciate his frustration in the moment, especially the way the game was going, it was counterproductive. He had a couple of good moments here and there. A dunk off a pass from Thronton, and a nice bounce pass to a cutting IT for an assist. But it was far too little. He also struggled guarding Duncan. In on instance, he bit on a pumpfake and let Duncan go right by him, and simply lost Duncan a couple of times. Not a good night! --Baja
Rachael Taylor -- and that pretty Aussie I was, ahem, forced to look up for this thread. Solid actress too.
Stats: 21min 9pts (4-9, 0-0, 1-2) 7reb 0ast 1stl 0blk 4TO
Cousins ( D- ) -- sometimes in these sorts of things Cuz can be a bellweather. In Orlando he came out and looked happy to be passing and dominating and having fun. In this one he was out of sorts and ineffective from the beginning. I think sometimes he just does not come ready to play and it frustrates him as much as anyone. Muscled down a few rebs as really the only thing that looked right. The offense was erratic and with no plan of attack. There were more of the really bad passes. Defensively of course the stupidest thing we ever did was let Dalembert go, because now this summer the new regiime is desperately going to have to get that shotblocker back next to Cuz to guard that rim, because he certainly cannot. Late in the half briefly struggled to a little internal effectiveness against Duncan, including a posterizing dunk as Duncan mysteriously gave him the lane to the middle. But it was just a brief burst, he looked hesistant and unsure again in the third and Smart ave up on the whole competing thing by midway through the quarter and just embraced his innner smallball. --Brick
Nadine Crocker
Stats: 22min 10pts (3-7, 2-2, 2-2) 2reb 2ast 2stl 1blk 4TO
Evans ( F ) -- Mom said that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So I'll point out that Tyreke went 2-2 from beyond the three-point arc tonight, including a halftime-buzzer replication of the three-quarter court shot against the Grizz back in 2010. There. Now that the nice is out of the way, let's talk about the rest of Tyreke's game tonight. On offense 'Reke hit one layup but missed three others and missed another jumper for good measure. While he had two assists, one on a drive and kick to Salmons and another following a steal on a runout to IT, he balanced that with four turnovers, two on bad passes, once getting picked in the halfcourt, and once turning it over on an over-aggressive transition. That aggressiveness was atypical tonight, as he spent most of his time on offense just standing around and not doing anything. Defensively, he allowed 13 points on 8 shots including allowing Danny Green to hit three treys on him in the first half. Worse than that, he had absolutely no intention of boxing Green out, allowing him to get by at least three times in the late first and early second quarters - even though Green didn't get any rebounds to come towards him on those plays it was just a simply dismal effort out there, both offensively and defensively. Thankfully, Tyreke was benched after four and a half minutes of the third and didn't see the floor again on the night. --Capt.
Gemma Chan
Stats: 24min 18pts (6-12, 1-4, 5-5) 0reb 1ast 2stl 0blk 1TO
Thomas ( D ) -- Isaiah's recently-discovered defensive adequacy disappeared tonight, as one might expect against Tony Parker and Danny Green. Popovich targeted IT often, with the Spurs attempting 10 shots against him, and scoring 19 points, only missing once when Parker blew by IT but Tyreke cleaned up with a block at the rim (Parker abused him at least 4 other times in the game, getting three layups and one easy assist). Add in a completely stupid technical foul for bouncing the ball to the ceiling after Smart called timeout to yank the starters after their dismal start midway through the first quarter and IT would seem to be heading for an F. However, he did manage to shoot a reasonable 6-12 and add in 5 FTs for 18 points, so he wasn't a total loss in an ugly game. But "not a total loss" is about as much good as I can say tonight. --Capt.
Yesica Toscanini
So...nothing to say here. A complete mess from the opening bell. You will notice a few of our more selfish chuckers got their chucks up anyway. Trust me, that was more a symptom of the problem than a solution. Our passers were flat, off, frustrated, and posibly drugged. Our chuckers saw an opening and took it. Our scrubs were utterly devoid of leadership and just wandered around like lost sheep. Just a Girls outing almost from the opening bell, and I shall not disappoint.
Note a) Aaron Brooks got out of town just in time.
Note b) Cole Aldrich is an idiot -- he missed maybe his best career opportunity for minutes he will ever get in these last two games, 1 a laugher either way. It better have been a compound fracture.
Full Grading Consortium for tonight:
Bricklayer
Capt. Factorial
bajaden
Boxscore
Stats: 21min 3pts (1-7, 1-2, 0-0) 1reb 1ast 2stl 0blk 1TO
Salmons ( F ) -- I hate to give John an F, because he was playing hard. He simply wasn't shooting the ball well. It happens to every player, and the attmosphere tonight was such, that it was easy to get caught up in the, chicken with his head cut off, drama that was playing out. But it is what it is, and I'm a results guy, and John's results add up to an F. I won't bore you with all the gory details. He was 1 for 7 from the floor, and he missed, for the most part, wide open shots. There wern't any positives to talk about. This is one that you pretend never happened, and you move on. --Baja

Nina Agdal -- you know the most recent Carl's Jr. supermodel likes to eat our sloppy burgers commerical? The one on the beach with the guy with the raccoon eyed tan at the end from his sunglasses? That's SI model Nina Agdal, and she's prettyish.
Stats: 25min 6pts (3-6, 0-0, 0-0) 5reb 2ast 1stl 1blk 1TO
Thompson ( D ) -- JT was just one of many that didn't play well tonight. Most of the team played badly! And I think the Spurs had a hand in that. They look like a well oiled machine. JT started the game fine by bulling his way to the basket and powering it through. That was about it, because shortly after that, the starters were pulled and JT was sitting on the bench. He got back in the game with 1:20 left in the 1st quarter. His first act was to get a technical for complaining about a non call. The replay showed he was indeed fouled, and though I can appreciate his frustration in the moment, especially the way the game was going, it was counterproductive. He had a couple of good moments here and there. A dunk off a pass from Thronton, and a nice bounce pass to a cutting IT for an assist. But it was far too little. He also struggled guarding Duncan. In on instance, he bit on a pumpfake and let Duncan go right by him, and simply lost Duncan a couple of times. Not a good night! --Baja

Rachael Taylor -- and that pretty Aussie I was, ahem, forced to look up for this thread. Solid actress too.
Stats: 21min 9pts (4-9, 0-0, 1-2) 7reb 0ast 1stl 0blk 4TO
Cousins ( D- ) -- sometimes in these sorts of things Cuz can be a bellweather. In Orlando he came out and looked happy to be passing and dominating and having fun. In this one he was out of sorts and ineffective from the beginning. I think sometimes he just does not come ready to play and it frustrates him as much as anyone. Muscled down a few rebs as really the only thing that looked right. The offense was erratic and with no plan of attack. There were more of the really bad passes. Defensively of course the stupidest thing we ever did was let Dalembert go, because now this summer the new regiime is desperately going to have to get that shotblocker back next to Cuz to guard that rim, because he certainly cannot. Late in the half briefly struggled to a little internal effectiveness against Duncan, including a posterizing dunk as Duncan mysteriously gave him the lane to the middle. But it was just a brief burst, he looked hesistant and unsure again in the third and Smart ave up on the whole competing thing by midway through the quarter and just embraced his innner smallball. --Brick

Nadine Crocker
Stats: 22min 10pts (3-7, 2-2, 2-2) 2reb 2ast 2stl 1blk 4TO
Evans ( F ) -- Mom said that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So I'll point out that Tyreke went 2-2 from beyond the three-point arc tonight, including a halftime-buzzer replication of the three-quarter court shot against the Grizz back in 2010. There. Now that the nice is out of the way, let's talk about the rest of Tyreke's game tonight. On offense 'Reke hit one layup but missed three others and missed another jumper for good measure. While he had two assists, one on a drive and kick to Salmons and another following a steal on a runout to IT, he balanced that with four turnovers, two on bad passes, once getting picked in the halfcourt, and once turning it over on an over-aggressive transition. That aggressiveness was atypical tonight, as he spent most of his time on offense just standing around and not doing anything. Defensively, he allowed 13 points on 8 shots including allowing Danny Green to hit three treys on him in the first half. Worse than that, he had absolutely no intention of boxing Green out, allowing him to get by at least three times in the late first and early second quarters - even though Green didn't get any rebounds to come towards him on those plays it was just a simply dismal effort out there, both offensively and defensively. Thankfully, Tyreke was benched after four and a half minutes of the third and didn't see the floor again on the night. --Capt.

Gemma Chan
Stats: 24min 18pts (6-12, 1-4, 5-5) 0reb 1ast 2stl 0blk 1TO
Thomas ( D ) -- Isaiah's recently-discovered defensive adequacy disappeared tonight, as one might expect against Tony Parker and Danny Green. Popovich targeted IT often, with the Spurs attempting 10 shots against him, and scoring 19 points, only missing once when Parker blew by IT but Tyreke cleaned up with a block at the rim (Parker abused him at least 4 other times in the game, getting three layups and one easy assist). Add in a completely stupid technical foul for bouncing the ball to the ceiling after Smart called timeout to yank the starters after their dismal start midway through the first quarter and IT would seem to be heading for an F. However, he did manage to shoot a reasonable 6-12 and add in 5 FTs for 18 points, so he wasn't a total loss in an ugly game. But "not a total loss" is about as much good as I can say tonight. --Capt.

Yesica Toscanini
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