Grades v. Cavs 03/13

Who played biggest in the near upset?

  • Kevin Martin

    Votes: 23 42.6%
  • Bobby Jackson

    Votes: 8 14.8%
  • Andres Nocioni

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Jason Thompson

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Will Solomon

    Votes: 19 35.2%

  • Total voters
    54
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Bricklayer

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#1
WHEW!!!

I seriously do not know how we are going to manage to lose enough the rest of the way for our draft pick. Road woes, do not fail us now.


Theme = Dominant Weapons of War -- seemed kind of appropriate given that the Cavs unleashed the greatest one currently in the NBA on us last night

Nocioni ( B- ) -- came out, and again in typical fashion showed no fear of matching up with Lebron. Knocked down a three, and did what he could to keep Lebron from feeling comfortable in the early going. Over time of course proved to be a losing battle. A REAL losing battle. But there was competitiveness there, and on a night when we actually managed to outrebound somebody (trhe Cavs were curiously inept on the boards), Noc led us in that category with 9. Down the stretch got an offensive foul called on him for running over a Mo Williams screen while trying to chase LeBron, but came back with a nice post move inside with 1:30 to go (which would have been labeled here a stupid one on one force if he had missed it, but he did not). And almost could not be blamed for some of the stuff LeBron was doing. Got beat around the corener by LeBron yes -- at whihc point there is nobody in this or any other league who is going to stop him. But also watched LeBron pull up and drain 27, 28, 29 foot 3pt bombs from 5 feet outside the 4pt line and...what are you going to do?

Phalanx -- not a weapon, but rather a formation, the Greek phalanxes dominated Mediterranean and Near Eastern warfare for centuries. No great trick to them -- lock your shields together and present an army of spears to your opponent. But in an era when many forces were far less disciplined, the phalanxes' teamwork would often roll right over them while minimizing Greek casualties. The Spartans were of course the greatest masters of this style of warfare and simply would not break no matter how great the odds stacked against them. This was the formation which legend has them using to block the pass at Thermopylae.

Thomposn ( B+ ) -- nice to see Jason show up for a game again. Got off to the strong start offensively, and was keeping Varejao off the glass (although oddly Jason himself only came up with 6 for the game despite the activity). Continued to clean up junk around the glass as the Cavs seemed curiously unable to come up with rebounds in there. Hit a couple of jumpers, and looked comfortable against basically all fo the Cavs big men -- Z was slow (and maybe still feeling the broken nose he suffered the ngit before -- he was not even wearing a mask??), Varejao ineffective and not even floppy, Joe Smith ancient. Pretty much all quick hitters as I think its going to take a while, likely more than this season actually, before Jason earns/reearns feed it to me privileges, but was the most/only consistent ofrce inside for either team (Varejao got 18 points on 8-8 shooting, but they were basically 8 dunks courtesy of LeBron passes). Not involved late as everyone pretty much just sat back to watch a duel for the ages between LeBron and Will Solomon. Rare game for Jason in which he made very few mistakes himself foulwise or turnoverwise and took advanatge of every one made by his opponents.

Keshik -- the Keshiks were the Mongolian cavalry that allowed the Mongols to conquer almost all of Asia in the 13th and 14th centuries. They were a hard hard lot, which was at the core of their effectiveness. They could march were no other army could march, survive for weeks on nothing but the blood and milk of their horses, and feared nothing and noone. But in battle it was their unprecedented mobility which baffled every foe they enocountered (until the Egyptian Mameluks famously popped their bubble and checked them in Syria in 1260 -- stopping their spread from reaching all the way to the Atlantic). Riding small horses which they rotated frequently (each warrior would have several horses) and being deadly horse archers, they would race in, fire volleys, and race out, again and again and again and simply wear down and demoralize infantry or heavier cavalry that tried to engage them by inflicting constant casualties while rarely suffering any in return.

Hawes ( C+ ) -- came out very energized in this one, and it was surprising in the end how little he got accomplished before fouling out. Did a good defensive job on a couple of switches against Lebron in the early going, and seemed to relish the challenge. Was trying to work as a passer, but also had a couple of really sloppy ones from the high elbow, just throwing no chancers down into the paint for TOs. Hit a three late in the first quarter, and that was again part fo the problem, as he rarely got the ball in the paint and did not challenge the big Cleveland frontcourt down inside. Did not get on the glass either, and dessite energy and major minutes finished up with a mere 11pt 4reb night.

Impi -- the impi were the warriors Shaka Zulu used to briefly create a huge sub-Saharan African empire in the early 19th century. At that time in history, African warfare largely consisted of two tribes meeting on a field and yelling insults at each other. Occasionally somebody would throw a spear. But the general idea was to get out of things alive and unhurt. Then came Shaka. Shaka was not a nice man. In fact he only lasted 10 years after estbalishing his empire before the people got tired of him and assassinated him. But as he rose up he revolutionied African warfare by making it, well, war. He got rid of the throwing spears, turned his warriors into disciplined close combat units, armed them with short stabbing spears instead to maul opponents in close combat and poke lots of holes in them, and invented a "horns" formation whereby he would outflank opponents and force them into an encircling trap. His impis could cover up to 50 miles a day...on foot. Unfortunately for the Zulus (not Shaka, since his own people took care of that), the impi was developed very late in history, and the Europeans were already arriving on the scene with their rifles. Despite a few setbacks due to overconfidence, rifles > short spears.

Martin ( A- ) -- had a quiet first quarter, and while he opened the 2nd with a three he was largely forgotten about out there, and on at least one occasion (an open cut that McCants missed) blatantly ignored by his teammates. Had a big third quarter though as he started racking up fouls on a totally clueless Pavlovic and scoring in the open court. Canned two threes as well on his way to a big 16-18 pt quarter as we dropped 39 in the quarter on a team that is supposed to be about the league's best on the defensive end (we lit them too in Cleveland -- matchups?). Hit a critical +1 continuation in crunchtime to push a dwindling lead back out to 9, and had we not been playing a team with one of the all time greats on it (I am referring of course to Sasha Pavlovic who was set up by LeBron for two threes in the final two minutes) that might have been enough. Hurt the cause though with a careless traveling call at the 2 minute mark -- just shuffled his pivot feet way up at the top fo the circle for no other reason than indecision. Then after Bobby threw a truly horrible crosscourt pass after taking a blow to the eye from Spencer, Kevin had to defend LeBron on the break, fouling him for the tying FT. Got a chance to be the hero and redeem himself for all that January crunchtime ugliness, and ended up making the same mistake yet AGAIN. Trying desperately to draw contact and get bailed out by the refs on the final shot attempt, ratheer than jsut shooting the damn ball and letting what will be, be. And he was being guarded by LeBron no less. What exactly are the odds you are going to hop into LeBron on the final play of regulation and be awarded FTs to win the game? Just...duh. But maybe that is the sort of dedication it takes to FT shoot your way to the HOF -- I do not know, never having seen it done before. Not a factor in OT. Going to go A- despite my pique at the continued crunchtime stupidity. Was huge in the third quarter, and to the degree he was irrelevant early, felt that was as much about how we as a team were generating our offense as it was about Kevin.

War Elephant -- used continuously throughout history by the Indians, war elephants were also adopted by Aleksander and many of the empires that sprang up upon his death. In the West they are perhaps most famously associated with Hannibal and the Cathaginians who utterly terrorized the Romans with them in the Punic Wars. The standard Roman sword with which they conquered their vast empire was the gladius -- the gladius is a tiny little sword maybe two feet long, and used mostly for stabbing. You know what you get when you poke a 10,000 lb animal with a 2 foot long little stabbing sword? A very mad 10,000 lb animal. Useful for crushing infantry formations (who the hell is going to stand in front of a wall of charging elephants?) they were also used to break up cavalry charges, because horses hate the smell of them and panic in their presence.
 
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Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
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BJax ( B+ ) -- had as much to do as anyone with the fast start. Used his physicality to disrupt a totally ineffective Mo Williams on both sides. Canned another three just before the break for a 13pt first half. Was less effective after the break, and while he still pretty much kicked Mo's butt, lost a lot of minutes to LeBron's HOF competition, in Will Solomon. Was on the court for the end of regulation though, and ended up picking up another set of those ever popular goat horns. Threw a terrible pass with 24 seconds to go that LeBron picked off crosscourt for a breakaway and 2 fouol shots (hti 1 of 2) that tied the game. Turns out he had been hit in the eye on the play immediately preceding it and brought the ball up the court half blind., Why he did not jsut call a timeout I have sbaolutely no idea. But it was a disaster, and he actually left the court with 24 seconds to go in a tie game. Given that this is Bobby, must've have been pretty bad. Did not return for OT. As an aside, that mistake seems to have really PO'd Lakers fans who were all hyped up over the possibility of a Cavaliers loss to us (the Lakers and Cavs are tied for best record in the league). So good for Bobby. Bad for the game, but helped our lottery chances, and screwed the Lakers in the process. Given how cirtical a mistake it was, still had to check him half a grade though.

Knights -- heavy cavalry has been used throughout history all across the world -- the obvious power of a big animal, armored up and mounted by an armored combatant wielding a spear or sword did not escape any military leader worth his salt. But rarely, if ever, was it taken to the lengths it was in Europe throughout the dark and middle ages. Huge horses, carefully bred for strength and courage, hundreds of pounds of armor on man and beast. The bulk of European armies from that era were conscripted peasants, and when a bunch of guys who really didn't want to be there in the first place were suddenly confronted by a charge of huge armored animals mounted by knights, they broke and ran for it. For centuries the decisive force in any battle, it was not until innovations like the longbow and the pike that they began to become vulnerable, and not until relatively advanced gunpowder weapons that they became obsolete.

Cisco ( D ) -- people have taken to listing LeBron at 260lbs. I do not know if that is truly true or not, but he is just ridiuculously strong -- strongest true wing player ever? Quite possibly. And Cisco...is not. Got his scrawny butt anded to him in rather spectacular fashion in fact. Was in and got to guard LeBron late in the first quarter, watching him just go off against him. Think he was on Wally for a bit in the second...during which time Wally went off as well. Only thing he really managed to get done on the night was foul people, and he struggled badly enough that Natt actually used Donte in place of him at times.

Machine Gun -- much of the horror that was World War I was caused by this device. Its invention severely tipped the battlefield balance of power to the defense during its heyday in the late 19th and early 20th century, setting the stage for long horrific years of trench warfare where hundreds of men could be cut down by a single well entrenched machine gun nest, just to gain a few hundred feet of territory.

Solomon ( A ) -- well what can you say about Will the Thrill that has not already been said by his legions of admirers? Idolizing Isiah Thomas while he grew up, now Isiah Thomas idolizes HIM. Added a significant scoring push in the early 2nd quarter, knocking down two threes, adding a two, and a hustle steal on Mo Williams in the backcourt. Played strongly enough in the second half to limit Bobby's minutes-- and bobby was having himself a game as well. Canned the huge three with us down 4 with 6 seconds to go in the OT to put us back in positon to catch up, but bricked the buzzer beater that just might have been the tipper to get him into the HOF with Kevin. Legitimately, jsut looking at things, he once had a higher scoring game...back in 2002. But he has never shot as ridiculously as he did tongiht (5-8 3pt, 6-9 overall), and almost surely never vs. as good a team in an upset quest of this nature. Europe aside, which does not count for our purposes, this was probably his career game. So HOF or not, think that's straight A stuff.

Blitzkrieg -- not a weapon, but a military doctrine, I thought I would use blitzkrieg instead of just "tank" or "armor" because it was an early insight into the most devastating use of those weapons. Primitive tanks were actually developed back in WWI, but older military traditionalists did not know what to do with them. To them they represented basically just armored artillery, and so in most countries between the World Wars the orthodoxy was to assign them support roles behind the infantry. The Germans, as they have often done, defied that orthodoxy and realized that their unprcedented mobility and power could only truly be unleashed if you unchained them from the plodding infantry troops. What the blitzkrieg doctrine therefore was was "lightning warfare". Armored columns, unfettered by slow moving infantry troops, that struck quickly and moved on without concern for their flanks or holding territory or any of the other traditional approaches to warfare. Strike your enemy before they are ready, punch a hole in their lines, hit them from behind, drive deep into their territory wiping out unprepared troops and infrastructure, and force their capitulation before their unwieldy ground forces can even get turned around. Its a gamblers' strategy, but devastating against the unprepared. Or the French.

Greene ( C- ) -- got the late first quarter minutes as he was not forgotten about this time, but did not make a great argument for himself in the early going -- missed a short open jumoer in the paint, then commmitted a clear path foul trying to wrap up LeBron on the break. Got to stay into the second quarter and did a little better. Did ok inside on defense, and led a fastbreak from the PF spot with a nice dropoff to Jason Thompson for the finish. Got to play the entire 2nd quarter, or nearly entire, and finally picked up a 4th foul just before the buzzer. Not terribly effective, but at least got his time/fouls/lick in. Was back and actually playing down the stretch. even did a few things, helping on the glass and hitting a key hoop. Good experience. But then the lack of it (experience) showed as he made a critical turnover in crunchtime. Still would have to say I am proud of Natt for even giving him the opportunity, even if he does insist on playing him out of position.

Air Power -- that's an Aardvark tactical bomber there, and I think tactical bombers most especially, but air power in general. It changed everything. Opened up an entire new plane of warfare (not airplane, plane, like level), and made air superiority THE single most improtant element of moden warfare. Everything on the ground, or in the ocean (airplanes ended the era of the battleship), is vulnerable from the air, and even today there have been no truly devastatingly effective ground defenses invented to an air attack. Any troop or structure anywhere wihtin range of the aircraft can be attacked, and carpet bombing can wipe out entire cities in a serious conflict.
 
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Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
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McCants ( D+ ) -- joined the three point party in the 2nd quarter, but despite playing most of the quarter and doing a solid job scoring, had a couple of disturbing selfish looking moments out there -- either selfish or just no court vision at all. Missed I think Jason in the early part of the quarter on the mismatch with the little guy on him inside, and then late in the quarter blatantly missed Kevin on one of his classic cuts -- McCants had the ball at the top of the circle, it was a clear cut, clear passing lane, no way he could have missed him...but he chose not to hit him with the pass. Very odd. Missed all his shots and inefficient in his second stint, which was cut very short because of it. This was the first real down performance for Rashad since arriving.

Nukes -- used once (well twice, but same occasion) and hopefully never again, that is both why they get included, and the irony of their existence. While it has sometimes amounted to a fingers in the ear can't hear you (on moral grounds) observation, the fact of the matter is that these horrific creations have actually ENDED warfare between the major powers. Used to be that the powers would fight wars against each other every few decades. It was constant, unending. And considered "reasonable". Always testing and probling and making little advances and just finding something to do with all those guns. And then the nuclear age began, and that no longer became practical (at least not directly -- the fight was carried on through 3rd world proxies). Its an extraordinarily dangerous situation that has almost resulted in disaster for the whole planet on several occassions, and still could in the future, but nuclear armed powers do not attack other nuclear armed powers because the result could be too horrible to imagine. You can't win. If you start to win, you lose. So we have had the long "forced peace"...until the day some relgiious zealot or madman gets control of one and then...:(
 
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CruzDude

Senior Member sharing a brew with bajaden
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How about most points by Kings players in a game or greatest games played in Arco over the years? Maybe you have already done these?
Way back in the Tisdale era the Kings set an NBA record that still stands: most points scored in 2 consequetive games 309 ! and they won both !!
 
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ya know, I'm beginning to think that if my school books had been presented in a theme manner, I might have passed a couple more classes. ;)
 
#10
I was thinking "Rise of Nations" or "Age of Empires" myself...actually, Rise of Nations has all of those weapons in it, from Phlanx to nukes...
 
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Air Power -- that's an Aardvark tactical bomber there, and I think tactical bombers most especially, but air power in general. It changed everything. Opened up an entire new plane of warfare (not airplane, plane, like level), and made air superiority THE single most improtant element of moden warfare. Everything on the ground, or in the ocean (airplanes ended the era of the battleship), is vulnerable from the air, and even today there have been no truly devastatingly effective ground defenses invented to an air attack. Any troop or structure anywhere wihtin range of the aircraft can be attacked, and carpet bombing can wipe out entire cities in a serious conflict.
pretty
 
#12
kings ought to hire spartan Leonidas as Defensive coach so we can phalanx our painted area

theres no benching with that guy he just kicks you to a bottomless pit
 
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