Grades v. Cavaliers 03/28/10

Who will finish with more career triple doubles?

  • LeBron James

    Votes: 47 61.0%
  • Tyreke Evans

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • Beno Udrih

    Votes: 19 24.7%

  • Total voters
    77
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Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
That was just silly.

Had a Girls theme all queued up, and look what happens -- a game breaks out with all kinds of big numbers. Since I utterly defy anybody on here to claim they predicted that Beno Udrih, who had never once in over 400 games in the NBA even grabbed 10 rebounds, was going to have a triple double tonight, I think the theme shall be: Beno in Pictures: Didya Know? (Everything Else You Didn't Know About Beno)

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McGuire ( INC ) -- ah, life as a defensive specialist. You are sitting there on the practice squad, finally get bumped up all the way into the starting lineup...just so you can go try to stop the best player in the world. Wasn't going well early as he wasn't stopping LeBron, and he notched two turnovers the other way -- one a bad pass, and the other butterfingers -- int he first 5 minutes. Then as the cherry, he went down with a foot injury and had to leave the game and never return. Am thnking he wishes he never woke up this morning.
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Didya Know? Beno has not only walked on the moon...

Landry ( B- ) -- and adding to the silliness of this game was the fact that the guy who you would have said absolutely HAD to have a monster game for us to even come close in this one, really didn't. Was a contributor. Kept on peppering in shots until a late collapse (and has anybody else noticed that Carl Landry, superclutch 4th quarter dominator as a Houston reserve, really hasn't been anything special for us down the stretch as a Sacramento starter? I would imagine its simply legs aren't as fresh, and has used up most of his juice earlier rather than saving it for a big 4th quarter change of pace rush). Opened things up with a couple of jumpers sandwiched around a dunk on the baseline off a scramble play. Then got a side jumper partially blocked. Missed the half hook. Good strong rebound in traffic, but then swarmed by the Cavs who blocked his follow attempt then ripped the ball away. Mistake on the inside under our hoop trying to feed it out and start the break, but handing it to the Cavs instead. Started the third wiht a little jumper, but then begna to get smothered inside and responded wiht back to back turnovers. Came bakc with both inside and outside scored over Hickson and got foueld for his only FTs of the gmae (which he split) near the end of the quarter. The 4th didn't go so well as he missed the side jumper out of the timeout at the 6:00 mark, tried again next time down the floor and airballed it. Then missed the turnaround in the post. Went after the ball on the late scramble play and got it, but slid out of bounds. Finished up right on his season averages for us -- 17pts 6reb on 8-17 shooting. But also had 5 TOs and was not his best down the stretch of a game which you would almost have called winnable if you didn't know anything about the two teams playing.
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...he also discovered it.

Thompson ( A- ) -- nearly as surprising as Beno's triple double was this performance by JT. Forced not only into a starting role, but into a complete game 48 minutes (this a bit odd as for some reason apparently Dorsey has lost all of Wetphal's confidence), disaster would be easy to predict. This IS Jaosn we are talking about. And yet in many ways Jason never showed up -- the pod person who took his place apparently did. To which I just have to say "go podperson!" Not only did he survive 48 minutes, he did it being rock solid thorughout, never really having one of those JT moments when you wonder just how firmly the stem is attacked to the brain, amnd never remotely sniffing foul trouble. Started the game galloping right to the hoop when the Cavs completely ignored him, and maybe that was the key -- a surprise starter, and guy who has lost his position as somebody you gameplan against, and he made them pay. Had a bad pass turnover trying to feed it inside into traffic but closed the quarter knocking down back to back jumpers. Started the 2nd missing his jumpers, but got a little layup to go over the front of the rim and had a good take going right at and through Big Z. Nice job on a double on LeBron along the baseline playing it halfway and deflecting LeBron's kickout pass to creat a turnover. Strong first half playing both ends and on the glass. Began the third with an aggressive take but wild finish attempt that had no chance -- mayeb the closest thing to a calssic brain off JT play we saw on the night. Missed the spinning post move. Came up wth a nice blcok on West on the drive, but the Cavs got it back and he fouled on the second attempt. Nice little post hook. Able to draw several fouls down the stretch and hit all the FTs. Good block in the last minute on Jamison, but too little too late. I'm going to stick a "-" on here as it took him 48 minutes to put up these numbers, and in amore normal game they are closer to maybe 12 and 10 then 16 and 14. But regardless of what the exact numbers were, this was one of the most mature games we've seen out of Jason. Little dumbness. Played within himself. This podperson Jason could be useful. Whatever you've done wiht the real JT...just leave him there.
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Beno's been known to walk on other things as well...

Greene ( D ) -- and as much as some of the big games we had in this one were just off the wall, so was Donte's game, only in a largely opposite way. He played 27+ minutes and the first half of it was just completely, and I do mena COMPELTELY, invisible. And even after breifely emerging into the light in the second half there were only a handful of things to talk about here. His grand total contribution before half was an early miss off the drive. In the 3rd got an offensive rebound and was fouled, and while he hit only 1 of 2, it tied the game up, and I sincerely doubt we thought we wouol be in that position that late in the game. Blocked a shot by Hickson, but traveled ont he drive the other way. In the 4th got fouled along the baseline and hit both. Finished his night 0-4 with a missed jumper and a wild drive to close things.
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A man for every culture...
 
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Udrih ( A ) -- and what are you going to say here? Continued the best streak of his career wiht another wildly atypical game -- in over 400 career games, Beno had never grabbed 10 rebounds. He did so tonight in a triple double (which he threatened to do 5 games ago as well). In over 2 years of starting for us he has always been a score first 4-5apg point guard. Tonight he would have again set his career mark in assists with 15...if he had not already set that mark 5 games ago with 17. The pod people who got Jason obviously started with Beno, and I've decided I like them. Missed four of his first five in this one, and that was one element that never was on -- shot 6-17 on the night (one of the reasons for the missing "+"). I noted a nice drive and dish to Ime (which Ime missed), which I note merely because I dod NOT notice him racking up assists i the early going. He was credited with 7 before I even took note. In the early secodn though they began to come fast and furious, but not on the sort of creative plays that scream "assist!", but rather on a long stream of leads ahead to Omri leaking out and passes on the perimeter to an absurdly hot Noc -- had 10 assists by the break. Got to the foul line several times during that stretch as well and was perfect from the line on the night. Got picked from behind by LeBron for the breakaway dunk. Picked off the open court pass and hit the little side pop. Missed the jumper at the haltime buzzer. In the 3rd forced a turnover on defense, and then got fouled on the break. Crossed over Williams and hit the little jumper. Then just drove through Cleveland for the layup. Missed the contested jumper. In the 4th turned it over on the attempted pick and roll with JT. Drove, got it slapped away, got it back, and missed the baseline jumper. Nice pass to Donte along the baseline letting Donte get to the line. Steal inside cutting off a pass. Missed a little jumper, then after we got it back missed the corner three. Finaly got one to go with a little pullup jumper at the 2:30 mark. Threw a pass too low to Greene on the break at the 45 sec mark that probably sealed the deal for us if it were nto already sealed. Finally got the triple double at the 30 secon mark wiht his 10th board, went down and missed a side jumper to end things. Looked exhausted, which you would after 47 minutes of action -- my secodn reaosn for the A ratehr than the A+. Entirely possible this will be the only one of these in Beno's career, so a nice career milestone, but like JT it was helped along by getting Stephen Curry minutes. Not padding mind you -- with everybody hurt we needed every minute. But playing 48min and getting atriple double is alot easier than playing 36min and getting a triple double. So "merely" an A.
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A man of many talents...

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Bench

Noc ( B+ ) -- and so more ridiculousness as our season long 5 man SF platoon just never has sorted itself out. Nobody has a role, and you never know on any given night who's going to play well. Or in Noc's case, shoot out of his mind. Started off going to the hoop with with the hook layup, then decided hey, 2pts at a time is just too slow a way to score, and so drained a three in LeBron's face. It would not be the last. Bad pass turnover back to back with Jason's. Missed the swooping drive. And then boom, hit not one, not two, but THREE threes down the stretch of the quarter as we climbed back in ot on thebaclk of insane shoting. Got called for a charge and then finally missed a three before half. Closed things up for the half with a running scoop. Came out of halftime and just immediately canned yeat another three -- his 5th of the game. to slice the Cavs lead in half. Then finally began to remember who he was and what season this was. Missed the three. Missed the scooped layup out of the timeout. Missed the contested baeline jumper. You get the idea. Started the 4th with the side jumper to retie it. Then ran right into Z's chest and got it stuffed in his face -- er Andres, he's taller than you. Played right through the rest of the way, but other than a strong d-board at the 2:45 mark did not do much.
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No challenge is too great...

Udoka ( C- ) -- a few scattered minutes not getting much done. IN the first blew the point blank layup off the nice Beno feed. In the 2nd had a little easy driving layup to start, but was undersized vs. Jamison in the post and scored over/fouled him. Added an airballed three. In for the final few seconds to guard LeBron on the Cavs last play of the third, and ended up getting switched off on the pick anyway. Boxscore says he picked up two steals. I don't remember them.
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So all bow down...

Casspi ( B ) -- really kind of cheated to get going in this one, but got going he did, and had a bit of a bounceback game as a contributor by really runnign the floor and getting some easy hoops for us. Blew the layup to statrt hsi game in the 2nd quarter, but then got an easy dunk on the move inside. Fouled on the drive on the break. Then started leaking out ala Kevin -- that's not meant as a compliment. Basket hanging and fouled again, but split the pairs. Basket hanging again and a dunk. Started the third 3rd poking away a ball from Lebron, and racing dunk on the break the other way. Missed a flip inside. Knocked down the wide open three -- didn't look like a comfortable shot, ball kind of looked...heavy, but hit it cleanly. Stripped on the baseline drive. Missed the flip at the buzzer. In the 4th hit a jumper right over the much smaller West, but got overpowered by LeBron on the drive the other way. Leaked out and ran thebreak for 12pts on 5-9 shooting, and that sort of energy has been too rarely seen these last few months. But didn't do much else in 24+ min -- 1reb 1ast -- and hard to tell if this was a turnaround game or a game taking advantage of somehting the coaches spotted.
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To the triple double King!
 
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That was just silly.

Had a Girls theme all queued up, and look what happens -- a game breaks out with all kinds of big numbers. So will have to come up with something quick and within my easy competence to fill in for Theme.

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I can help you with Slovenian sports legends theme :).
 
how about... obscure superheroes? Like Hawkeye


No no...I think that's within YOUR easy competence. Did you forget my performance in the superhero/supervillain draft? :p

As an aside, I am thinking of taking theme suggestions/writeups from the board as a whole next season to add different flavors. Maybe you could put together an obscure superhero one.
 
how about... stupid things people buy... like bottled water

note: I buy bottled water... =]
 
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Ok, so we didn't win this game. But I thought tonight was going to be us down by 20 points since the end of the 1st.

Good game.
 
how about... stupid things people buy... like bottled water

note: I buy bottled water... =]


You have no idea how mad this makes me whenever i see people who do this, especially when they get like 3 NEW BOTTLES every day despite the fact that there are drinking fountains EVERYWHERE and they could pay for a nalgene or equivalent bottle with the amount of bottles they buy in like 4 days.

also: buying fancy coffee espresso chocolate drinks, although this is a bad habit that i regulate indulge in.

buying drinks at bars also angers me. i always pre-game or bring a flask to avoid the 300% markup for watered-down stuff
 
oh and from what i watched (most of the second half):

jt deserves an A for being smart and playing a quality game without trying to do too much or overthink things.

landry deserves at least a solid B for good shooting going down the stretch (didn't pay enough attention to the rest of his game to give a better grade).

we have a very nice, well mixed and solid group of role players coming together. we just need to (a) get another star to play next to reke and (b) not overpay the supporting cast
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The best part of that Monty Python skit is the fact that one of the Cardinals is wearing a 1920's style Leather Airman's helmet! Nothing in the world would suggest that it is in any way un-ordinary except for the fact that planes were not invented for another 400+ years after the Inquisition!! It is SO Python to add that kind of quirky prop into the scene! Just laugh out loud funny! OMG I LOVE Monty Python! My favorite of all is "The Cheese Shop" If you haven't seen it, this is the quintessential Monty Python!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

Have you any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese !! :D
 
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McGuire ( INC ) -- ah, life as a defensive specialist. You are sitting there on the practice squad, finally get bumped up all the way into the starting lineup...just so you can go try to stop the best player in the world. Wasn't going well early as he wasn't stopping LeBron, and he notched two turnovers the other way -- one a bad pass, and the other butterfingers -- int he first 5 minutes. Then as the cherry, he went down with a foot injury and had to leave the game and never return. Am thnking he wishes he never woke up this morning..

I'm thinking he wishes he never did that Grant Napear pregame interview! The curse strikes again!:mad:
 
Honestly, if we're going to be losing games, this is how we should lose them. The idea that the Celtics game was hard fought and that we battled for 48 minutes is laughable. We were down most of the game, the Celtics let their foot off the gas, we hit some shots, and the game looked like we hung tough with a championship contender. Not at all what happened. We should have lost by 30.

But against Cleveland, we played pretty good defense overall against one of the best teams in the NBA, and if not for the fact that we couldn't hit shots in the 4th quarter, we could have beaten them. And when you recognize that they have the best player in the league who was hitting every shot he took for a long stretch in the second half, plus we were missing a ton of regular contributors, I think our guys deserve some serious credit for a tough lin on the road against a team that is favored to win the Eastern conference. We just wouldn't go away, which is a fact that was lamented over and over again by the Cavs coverage unit (no HD for road games, boo). Played decent defense down the stretch. And again, incredibly short-handed. And of course, Beno's triple double is the icing on the cake.

I like where we're headed. I don't root for losses, I always want us to win every game, even though it's probably best that we lose at this point in the season (but why couldn't we muster a decent effort against the worst NBA team in almost 40 years, fellas?!) But if we are gonna lose, I want it to look like it looked yesterday. I can at least applaud that effort and see promise for next season there.
 
As an aside, I think there's going to have to be a point where we stop grading Landry on a curve and start holding him to the same standard every other starting power forward who plays 37 minutes a game is held to. In which case, his grade would be a C at best, because he's just been invisible on the boards for the past five or six games. He had a stretch at the beginning of the month where he was pretty strong on the glass, but he's not done much since then, and even put in a 2-spot a couple weeks ago. Yeah, he can hit shots, and yeah, he's nifty around the rim, and yeah, he'll get a block here and there, but, um, Carl? Mr. Landry? Yeah, you. Mr. 6th Man of the Year candidate, Mr. Cost Us our 25ppg Scorer. You are 6'9". You are athletic. You are reasonably strong. You play 37 minutes a game. Hit the freaking glass. Six rebounds a game is unacceptable for a starting power forward.
 
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