" 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' is a ridiculous query. I'm sure that, if woodchucks could in fact go about chucking wood, it would depend on each individual woodchuck's chucking abilities. Wouldn't it? Perhaps some woodchucks are chucking dynamos and can never get enough, while other woodchucks probably have very little desire to chuck and prefer to leave the whole thing to someone else's capable hands.
"I suppose that the person who initially questioned the wood chucking habits of the common woodchuck could have been looking for an average chucking amount, but such a thing would be nearly impossible to calculate.
"And, then there is the question of the chucking itself: What is chucking? How exactly does one go about chucking wood? Webster's defines the verb 'chuck' as..."
"Playing for an abysmal franchise like the Knicks, Zeke's lunacy, Larry's bad breath, and sharing the rock with the one point guard in the NBA that's more of a black hole than me...