A place for Haiku...

[Spike]

And now, a Beno-ku (haiku for Beno)

Sometimes you play great
Other times, you make me ill
I like Sergio

 

[Bricklayer]

And now, a Beno-ku (haiku for Beno)

Sometimes you play great
Other times, you make me ill
I like Sergio

I think this deserves a thread all its own -- Kings haikus. Er...haiku? Hai...ki? How the hell do you plural haiku?

 

[Larry89]

Disgruntled I Am
Watching Kings Makes My Head Ache
Where is the remote?


Outrebounding Us!
Kenny Thomas our Hero...
Oh Wait, he is Short


We need a change Here
.. Geoff Traded For Jason Hart
Oh Crap We Are Screwed


My First Kings Game Ever!
I Can't See Behind Sean May
Behind The Bench Sucks


Kings Can Take The Lead!
Ball Goes To Jason Thompson..
Turns The Ball Over...


Preseason Kings Game
Rick Fox Punched In The Face Hard
No one likes Rick Fox

 

[Heuge]

Kings are terriffic
Lakers make me want to puke
Bavetta cheated

 

[exGrizzly]

glory days long gone
clucking hen gives rookies great
tyreke omri jon

 

[Emma]

Here's one I did in a game thread about Spencer Hawes a while back:

Time to read the equine's epitaph:

This horse appears tall
This horse does not like abuse
So this horse plays small

 

[bajaden]

I'm sure there's a revelant thought in here somewhere. I'll lie in wait until it comes along..

 

[Bricklayer]

I'm sure there's a revelant thought in here somewhere. I'll lie in wait until it comes along..

Who needs smelly socks
Frogs without legs may sue
Elderberries rock?

 

[bajaden]

Who needs smelly socks
Frogs without legs may sue
Elderberries rock?

Still waiting!! Comprehensive skills being taxed to the limit, but holding strong.

 

[Spike]

The beasts doth complain
It's not their fault; they're just kids
Those Kings do try hard.

Phantom winds blow hard
Harder still, blow phantom wins
Is this year a farce?

 

[VF21]

Kings fan sees defeat
with the wish for a glimpse of
future nirvana

 

[Spike]

What can bring fans joy?
Victories would be great. still,
Christina Hendricks.

(That one was dedicated to Slim.)

 

[ricerer]

Sacramento Kings
Best team in the NBA
Refrigerator

 

[Spike]

A Brock-ku

Brockman, thick you are
Hustle brings us wins...almost
No room for pansies

Hawes and JT...huh?
If you had half of Brock's heart -
All-Stars you would be!

 

[AyeCarly]

tank or not to tank
john wall or derrick favors
that is the answer

 

[Uncia03]

Tyreke, a Star, King
With Players along-side Strong,
Donte, Casspi, Brock

 

[VF21]

The snow came today
but the satellite TV
still had the Kings game

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

What can bring fans joy?
Victories would be great. still,
Christina Hendricks.

http://www.greydogsoftware.com/tew2008/index.php?page=features

Spike has gained overness from this post. If we still did the rep thing, you'd totally be dapped up right now.

EDIT - Oh, and, don't mean to hijack this thread, but...

Spoiler

 

[ZZ-TOP]

Just kicked back driving my car.
Thunderstruck!
A lot of money went to heaven.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I'm thinking you're not familiar with the concept of haiku...

 

[jon e]

west-country, north-state
SAC KING in the place to be
two more years... BILBOS!!

 

[ZZ-TOP]

I'm thinking you're not familiar with the concept of haiku...

I don't have a clue.
But, I guess you are brilliant and you are making millions with it.

 

[Bricklayer]

i don't have a clue.
But, i guess you are brilliant and you are making millions with it.

5
7
5

 

[Aenadin]

The Young Kings shall Fight
Strong as Lions in the West
A new Pride Is Born

 

[Aenadin]

May-ku

Stop Eating My fries
Start running on a tread mill
Clog the lane, not bench



Casspi's

israel's proud son
Shall guide us to our glory
the future is bright

 

[Spike]

Thompson-Ku

20/10 a night
Leaving the party so soon?
Come back - we miss you!

 

[Spike]

May-ku

Stop Eating My fries
Start running on a tread mill
Clog the lane, not bench

Inspiring!

May-Ku: a rebuttal.

Nutrisystem works
I'm much slimmer in person
Stop watching TV

 

[Emma]

Spoiler

Holy Jell-O bowls!
Those things are so enormous
Thread is now de-ralied

 

[sn0wb0ardnmatt]

K-Mart needs to go
We need a defensive big
In Petrie we trust



Reke-ku

Cross-over stiff arm
This is my house, can't stop me
Twenty, five and five

 

[Spike]

Kings can't seem to win
Some posters can't get a long
Back to Christina

Pretty girls tonight?
These kings too good for blow-outs
Brickie, have mercy!