Bears news Bears news!!!! Because I know you all care so much.
So we cleaned house, got rid of all those coordinators who made Cutler throw all those interceptions. The bastards. Don't they know that throwing into triple coverage is encouraged? Nerve of some people. Instead of going from the top up (and I'd start with that old wingbat who took George's dream and tore it down without even blinking) and getting rid of Angelo (just horrendeous drafting and development of talent) and Smith ( Cover 2?? Really? It aint 2003 anymore, wake the **** up) they get rid of ALL the offensive staff. One of the coaches speaking under annonimity called Cutler a "coach killer" and uncoachable. Personally, I'd ship his *** right back to Denver for a bag of Doritos. His attitude rivals that of Smith, and this town deserves better than both of them. Give me sexy Rexy back any day. At least the dude cared.
We don't have a first or second draft pick next year, and the draft after that is equally butchered. How's that Gaines Adams thing work... awwww not so good you say? Whou'd a thunk it that a career underacheiver is... underacheiving? Don't worry, we can sign JaMarcus "Party in Vegas" Russell and then we can all go not caring to a 5-11 season. **** it, bring back Shoop, or even better O'Shea with his Chinese Phone book thick playbook.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears
I'm not sure how Ditka hasn't strangled Smith by now. Come to think of it, don't be surprised if you see a fat white guy running towards the Bears sideline at some point next season. Probably when we're 1-4 and down 21 pts to the Lions or something at halftime.
Do you guys think that Lovie's facial expression would change if he won the lottery?