Wolves @ Kings Game Thread

WTF/JT moment of the game


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piksi

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No winning streak for the Kings as they easily lost to the tired Blazers. Kings @ 22-44 and 16-16 at home still have a chance for the post season in case that we win all and Spurs lose all. Kings 6th worst in the NBA have a chance to be the 8th worst (Spencer Hawes area) if they manage to beat the Wolves. Kings 1-1 on the 5 game home stand with Wolves, lakers and Bucks coming up.
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Not too longs ago games between Wolves and Kings were battles most of them Thursday's on TNT. Today - a matchup to wannabe NBA teams searching desperately to find the way back at least to mediocrity. Most of those guys are retired and some of them play like they should be.

L Sprewell - still waiting for someone to pay him 12 millions per season. His family probably starved by now

K Garnett- still plays on one leg. Won his ring. Doesn't cry anymore

E Johnson - probably getting very fat somwhere

T Hassell - "plays" for the Nets

S Cassell - while waiting for another lord of the rings sequel - acting as a assistant coach

M Olowokandi - probably homeless by now

W Szczerbiak - free agent:p

D Martin - can't even be goggled

F Hoiberg - probably a mayor in some podunk town

M Madsen - free agent

G Trent - reitred

O Miller - buffet


P Stojakovic - enjoys his legendary contract and balding fast

C Webber - act as some kind of analyst on NBA/TNT

V Divac - head of Serbian Olympic Committee and getting really fat really fast

D Christie - reality show star

M Bibby - promotes long socks while not playing any defense i Atlanta

B Miller - leads the Bulls in the lottery

B Jackson - right place at the right time

A Peeler - hiding from Garnett

T Massenburg - no one really cared

D Songaila - sucks for the Hornets now

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Blazers played like an elite team despite having to deal with back to back situation. They set the tone on defense and were very patient offensively where our zone gave them almost no trouble at all. A team who has more turnovers than assists doesn't deserve to be called a NBA team. What we did last night was pathetic. Now, I am all for losing all but 2 games for the rest of the way but not this way. This was beyond brutal.
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my matchups

Roy vs Evans - another game, another battle - it wasn't a battle, ikt was an execution. Reke is not in the same stratosphere as Brandon Roy yet. Won't be befoer he can shoot a jumper which has been brutal lately.

Kings big man vs double double - a rare phenomena - s doublr double would require our big man to get at least 10 rebounds. Who are we kidding here ?

Casspi vs give us anything - I suspect a "space jam" effect.
- Omri was worse than usual. It may not be possible but it appears that way.

Batum vs TDM - will he do it again ? he did it again but nowghere near dominant like 4 days ago

piksi vs dozing off in recent games - mission impossible - Did not sleep only beause there was a charity tennis event from Indian Wells which was fun to watch.
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AWARD TIME

TDM - Nicholas "merciful" Batum

LW-VC - Marcus "jumper almost as ugly as Reke's" Camby

JHA - Spencer" I am very useless' hawes

MIKKI - Omri " I am not even good enough for the JHA" Casspi

SAR- Juwan "because of teams like the Kings I am still in the NBA" Howard

RA&1 - Tyreke " I have a lot of work to do in the summer" Evans

Jax/Walk - Omri "even the oceans are too small" casspi

WTF moment of the game - JT will soon have an award ----> WTF/JT moment of the game
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Battle of the titans on Sunday as wolves come to town with season series even as both teams easily won their home games. Wolves have been tanking for a while and I expect us to dominate and win the game pretty easy. Kings will play better mostrly because Wilves don't really play defense.
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my matchups

Spencer vs Darko - :eek:

Kings big man vs double double - a rare phenomena reloaded

Casspi vs give us anything - I suspect a "space jam" effect reloaded

Ellington vs TDM - possible

Reke vs his jump shot - mission impossible

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Evans - jump shot away from jump shot

Beno - solid

Hawes - still a wuss - what is a derogatory term for a wuss ?

Casspi - wake up man !!!

Landry - if he could only rebound more

May - buffet reloaded

Cisco - okay

Greene - passive

JT - lobotomy

rest mateen
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Wolves 14-52, 5-27 on the road are the 2nd worst team in the NBA with a decent chance to draft another PG in the summer. They play smart (make sure they lose). With Warriors being close- they won't risk it by winning a game. They have lost 8 straight. They have enough talent to win 25 games so they are underachieving. Ellington gets the TDM. Jefferson abuses us but at the end Kings win.
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Apparently, Love isn't playing but will be "ready" for the next game vs Phoenix so Wolves want to make sure that we won't somehow outsuck them.
P.S. A few minutes ago down two points with 16 seconds to go Indiana took a TO to make sure they won't win in Milwuakee. They showed fantastic execution.
 
Apparently, Love isn't playing but will be "ready" for the next game vs Phoenix so Wolves want to make sure that we won't somehow outsuck them.
P.S. A few minutes ago down two points with 16 seconds to go Indiana took a TO to make sure they won't win in Milwuakee. They showed fantastic execution.
We'll never outsuck the wolves. They'll play on their hands and knees if they have to to protect their ping pong ball standings.:(:p
We will go ahead by 10 in the first quarter and never look back.
 
We'll never outsuck the wolves. They'll play on their hands and knees if they have to to protect their ping pong ball standings.:(:p
We will go ahead by 10 in the first quarter and never look back.

Or they'll have Reggie call in Natt and have him coach a few games. Of course, they would then be so bad that that they would even suck at sucking like we did.
 
I'm really looking forward to a solid, well played win. We need it after that last thing. I believe in our team. Hopefully my feed will have good ole G+J rather than the other team's. That would help me get more warm fuzzies tonight. And happy daylight savings everyone. Nice to have longer evenings, especially up here in Seattle.
 
THIS IS NOT A KNOCK ON HAWES.... but Carl Landry would be a much better starter and player if we had a Camby or Dalembert type Center out there instead of Hawes or JT...
 
also one thing i really like about Evans is that hes NOT a high flyer like D. Wade... Evans is avoiding so many hard hits by being so crafty
 
I think Tyreke may be having a offensive bounce back game. His free throws look good and he's attacking (while also grabbing those boards). I like what I see :)
 
After one quarter I'll take a four point lead, Tyreke with 12 points, 4 boards, 2 assists. I'll take that. Gotta get that guy some numbers so he can get his lil stat dealybob so we can get all the press coverage so we can get tv games so we can get free agents so we can win the ring. Big. Picture.
 
Agreed! Everyone in the league almost can dunk- only Tyreke can do what Tyreke does.

yeah wade had to go 100mph and fly up in space to get alot of his buckets or get to the line... and in turn got crushed to the ground time and time again...

although Evans takes alot of contact its not nearly as dangerous as what guys like Wade do
 
yeah wade had to go 100mph and fly up in space to get alot of his buckets or get to the line... and in turn got crushed to the ground time and time again...

although Evans takes alot of contact its not nearly as dangerous as what guys like Wade do

I'm sure you've seen that alley-oop pass he was the recipient of where he didn't slam it he caught it with one hand and laid it off the glass in a split second. It was freakin awesome. :D
 
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