The Ultimate Solution

[English]

First, Vlade is released from his contract with the Fakers and we sign him for the Vet min.

Second, we sign Keon for the Vet min.

Third, J. Jackson is released from Phoenix and we sign him for the vet min.

Fourth, Chris Webber is released from Philly and we sign him for the vet min.

Fifth, Christie is released from Orlando and we sign him for the vet min.

Sixth, in a trade that, as I have had a couple of drinks, I can't come up with, we get rid of B. Miller and aquire Hedo and Damon Jones.

Seventh, we let Darius, House, and Evan go and commit to giving Martin and Garcia no time. (Injured reserve)

YES!!!!! Problem solved.


GO NYC Kings Fans! Sactown transplant!

 

[jacobdrj]

Wow! Anyone who prefaces his statement with "The Ultimate Solution" can't be going anywhere good.

 

[Tomcat]

Man, is someone living in the past!!!

 

[AriesMar27]

why do i have a taste for weinerschnitzel?

damn ultimate injury solution....

 

[GoGoGadget]

If I close my eyes and wish it real hard, maybe Bobby will finally ask me to the prom.

However, it won't change the fact that we're both ten years older, can't dance as well, and he's balding.

If it didn't happen the first time around, it probably wasn't meant to.

 

[captain bill]

Yeah, and I'm sure Vlade is balding pretty quickly, too. And can't dance. Who'd want to take that to the prom?

 

[Jose]

as I have had a couple of drinks

I think this explains a lot...

 

[Gargamel]

First, Vlade is released from his contract with the Fakers and we sign him for the Vet min.

I realized the humor in your post, but Vlade won't be released. If they want to get rid of him, his contract will be traded and he'll either retire and/or come back to be reassigned within the Faker org, or he'll sign somewhere for the vet min.

PS: I'm tying this as I dub a Fakers game from Sac, 1996. Tyus Edney hits a 60 footer. Wow. Vlade threw the ball to Causewell and Chick says he did it because Causewell had his hands out. And the scab refs eject GSJ and he yells into the camera, "You bleeping guys suck!" Lol.