fishbowl72
Prospect
After quietly reading posts on this quality fan site I realized that nobody has stepped up to sing the praises of the best slow, non-talented, stone-handed, one kidney, space eating back up center the game has ever seen. That's right... I'm talking about the double naught spy! Mr. Goose Eggs! GREG FREAKING OSTERTAG! Half man, half I'm not quite sure. All Redneck. You just can't help but like a player who genuinely enjoys the game as much this oaf. The man lost his front teeth in college going head first on a waterslide!(yes, it was the same KU that Scot Pollard attended). Ostertag is a classic example of an enthusiastic overgrown kid. I think the NBA needs more like him, and I hope I'm not alone.