Pick Watch (aka Tank Talk 2020)

[sactowndog]

Well all the flaming trash heap teams managed to avoid a win but the Sacramento Pions who strive to maintain never ending mediocrity.

Ranking by the all important win totals

17 win New Orleans Chicks
17 win Cracked Pistons
17 win Chicago Steers

16 win Sacramento Peons

15 win Minnesota T-Pups
15 win Charlotte Larvae
15 win Washington Squibs

12 Cleveland Serfs
12 New York Bloomers
11 Atlanta Pigeons
10 Golden State Eunuchs

Sacramento is in a 5-8 grouping with 5 being 42.1% of a top 4 pick and 8 being 26.2% of a top 4 pick. The upcoming Pion / T-pup pillow fight will greatly affect the standings.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

fair enough. I like pions better. Besides the way they have been playing Queens is far too good

This is all fine and dandy, but if this is going to be a continuing thing, for the sake of my sanity, please spell "Peons" and "Eunuchs" correctly. And the proper plural "Larvae" would be nice too!

 

[Heuge]

Well all the flaming trash heap teams managed to avoid a win but the Sacramento Pions who strive to maintain never ending mediocrity.

If only we could attain mediocrity...

 

[burekijogurt]

This is all fine and dandy, but if this is going to be a continuing thing, for the sake of my sanity, please spell "Peons" and "Eunuchs" correctly. And the proper plural "Larvae" would be nice too!

Pions es my fault. E tind to confusi is and es

 

[sactowndog]

Ranking by the all important win totals

19 win Chicago Steers
18 win New Orleans Chicks
17 win Sacramento Peons
17 win Cracked Pistons

15 win Minnesota T-Pups
15 win Charlotte Larvae
15 win Washington Squibs

13 Cleveland Serfs
13 New York Bloomers
12 Atlanta Pigeons
10 Golden State Eunuchs

Great Lin by the T-pups who appear the better team for much of the game but still pull out the Lin. With that Lin Minnesota moves into 5th and a 40% chance of a top 4 pick while the Kings move to 9th and a 20.3% pick. Chicago also wins as another team who hasn’t been to the playoffs in a while

 

[Joshoua]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...saying-about-the-top-2020-nba-draft-prospects

terrible draft