Open letter to RA

[BLNINJA #81]

Got bit by the funny bug huh

 

[Padrino]

Don't let them pressure you Padrino -- paragraphs, sentences, punctuation, capitalization = all for wussies.

padrino real men just type what they feel in one long uninterrupted stream and let their readers sort it out if they have the mental faculty because what is punctuation and sentence structure really but a crutch for the weak mind and those who do not like it can just go jump off a bridge or at least just move on to the next post and their loss right I mean if they cant handle the lack of punctuation why should that be your problem it should be the problem of the person with the reading comprehension difficulty and it would be if they were not so self-centered as if they have the right to read your posts in their preferred format if that is not the way you write naturally in your journal or on post-it notes or even in your emails and you could even start to write using rAnDOm cApiTAliZatIOn tHe WaY tHe PrETeEns dO If yOu WAnt tO bECUZ iTs yOUr bUsiNEsS rIGhT aNd i pLaN oN wRiTiNG tHiS WAy mYsELf fRoM NOw On jUsT beCuZ i cAN tOo but maybe the random capitalization isnt as fun as I thought it would be because it really slows you down you know and you can make much longer run on sentences and megaparagraphs if you dont have to stop every other letter to capitalize and it kind of makes you wonder why the younguns like to type like that sometimes other than just to be different or maybe stupid I dont know but then I dont have to and that is why I say you should jsut type however you would like to and hopefully it as annoying as possible and the longer the paragraphs the better and you jsut tell them all to go jump in a lake like I said once before earlier in this paragrpah before I really started rolling and thats all I have to say right now except that maybe I will come back and type some more later as the mood strikes me and maybe it will be about basketball or maybe not

LOL!!! funniest thing ive read all day.

wow....i just realized i capitalized "LOL"

i must be making progress.

 

[VF21]

Brickie - Put the pipe down and step away from the keyboard...

Ha! Not what you guys thought! It's Raymond Chandler.

 

[OHSacFan]

Don't let them pressure you Padrino -- paragraphs, sentences, punctuation, capitalization = all for wussies.

padrino real men just type what they feel in one long uninterrupted stream and let their readers sort it out if they have the mental faculty because what is punctuation and sentence structure really but a crutch for the weak mind and those who do not like it can just go jump off a bridge or at least just move on to the next post and their loss right I mean if they cant handle the lack of punctuation why should that be your problem it should be the problem of the person with the reading comprehension difficulty and it would be if they were not so self-centered as if they have the right to read your posts in their preferred format if that is not the way you write naturally in your journal or on post-it notes or even in your emails and you could even start to write using rAnDOm cApiTAliZatIOn tHe WaY tHe PrETeEns dO If yOu WAnt tO bECUZ iTs yOUr bUsiNEsS rIGhT aNd i pLaN oN wRiTiNG tHiS WAy mYsELf fRoM NOw On jUsT beCuZ i cAN tOo but maybe the random capitalization isnt as fun as I thought it would be because it really slows you down you know and you can make much longer run on sentences and megaparagraphs if you dont have to stop every other letter to capitalize and it kind of makes you wonder why the younguns like to type like that sometimes other than just to be different or maybe stupid I dont know but then I dont have to and that is why I say you should jsut type however you would like to and hopefully it as annoying as possible and the longer the paragraphs the better and you jsut tell them all to go jump in a lake like I said once before earlier in this paragrpah before I really started rolling and thats all I have to say right now except that maybe I will come back and type some more later as the mood strikes me and maybe it will be about basketball or maybe not

Lordy, that made my head hurt!

 

[Mad D]

Don't let them pressure you Padrino -- paragraphs, sentences, punctuation, capitalization = all for wussies.

padrino real men just type what they feel in one long uninterrupted stream and let their readers sort it out if they have the mental faculty because what is punctuation and sentence structure really but a crutch for the weak mind and those who do not like it can just go jump off a bridge or at least just move on to the next post and their loss right I mean if they cant handle the lack of punctuation why should that be your problem it should be the problem of the person with the reading comprehension difficulty and it would be if they were not so self-centered as if they have the right to read your posts in their preferred format if that is not the way you write naturally in your journal or on post-it notes or even in your emails and you could even start to write using rAnDOm cApiTAliZatIOn tHe WaY tHe PrETeEns dO If yOu WAnt tO bECUZ iTs yOUr bUsiNEsS rIGhT aNd i pLaN oN wRiTiNG tHiS WAy mYsELf fRoM NOw On jUsT beCuZ i cAN tOo but maybe the random capitalization isnt as fun as I thought it would be because it really slows you down you know and you can make much longer run on sentences and megaparagraphs if you dont have to stop every other letter to capitalize and it kind of makes you wonder why the younguns like to type like that sometimes other than just to be different or maybe stupid I dont know but then I dont have to and that is why I say you should jsut type however you would like to and hopefully it as annoying as possible and the longer the paragraphs the better and you jsut tell them all to go jump in a lake like I said once before earlier in this paragrpah before I really started rolling and thats all I have to say right now except that maybe I will come back and type some more later as the mood strikes me and maybe it will be about basketball or maybe not

oh man................................. brick........................................ you should have mentioned the overuse of ellipsis.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[VF21]

Hey...

I have no problem whatsoever with people who choose to use ellipses...

I think it's very apparent that the writer is attempting to let the reader fill in the rest of the sentence themselves...

 

[HndsmCelt]

Don't let them pressure you Padrino -- paragraphs, sentences, punctuation, capitalization = all for wussies.

padrino real men just type what they feel in one long uninterrupted stream and let their readers sort it out if they have the mental faculty because what is punctuation and sentence structure really but a crutch for the weak mind and those who do not like it can just go jump off a bridge or at least just move on to the next post and their loss right I mean if they cant handle the lack of punctuation why should that be your problem it should be the problem of the person with the reading comprehension difficulty and it would be if they were not so self-centered as if they have the right to read your posts in their preferred format if that is not the way you write naturally in your journal or on post-it notes or even in your emails and you could even start to write using rAnDOm cApiTAliZatIOn tHe WaY tHe PrETeEns dO If yOu WAnt tO bECUZ iTs yOUr bUsiNEsS rIGhT aNd i pLaN oN wRiTiNG tHiS WAy mYsELf fRoM NOw On jUsT beCuZ i cAN tOo but maybe the random capitalization isnt as fun as I thought it would be because it really slows you down you know and you can make much longer run on sentences and megaparagraphs if you dont have to stop every other letter to capitalize and it kind of makes you wonder why the younguns like to type like that sometimes other than just to be different or maybe stupid I dont know but then I dont have to and that is why I say you should jsut type however you would like to and hopefully it as annoying as possible and the longer the paragraphs the better and you jsut tell them all to go jump in a lake like I said once before earlier in this paragrpah before I really started rolling and thats all I have to say right now except that maybe I will come back and type some more later as the mood strikes me and maybe it will be about basketball or maybe not

Man,after grading 200 plus papers written by college freshmen and sophmoresI really did not need this post...

 

[BLNINJA #81]

Gets a C for Creativity lol