Mikki Moore...

He doesn't need work he needs new hands. And a haircut. And some more meat on his bones. He's no rookie. He's been in the league for a while. He truly is worse than kenny thomas


Haha, did you see what he eats everyday to try to gain weight? he has a bacon cheeseburger before everygame and eats a whole lotta other fattening stuff throughout the day, hes trying to get meat on his bones but he cant keep it on, id kill for the dudes metabolism, haha.
 
I don't understand why Theus plays Moore so much when the guy is obviously bad.

well, with miller out, and thomas and reef being the back ups, what other big guy has he got?? well actually spencer really should have got some more time, but wait hes a center...hmm i dont know
 
12270L.JPG


Make Lester Hayes proud.
 
I have tried to remain positive about this guy, but I honestly can't think of one thing he does well. He can't score, he can't pass, he can't catch the ball (and understatement), he can't rebound, and he's always defending the wrong spot on the floor. To make matters worse, I had to watch a half time piece on him talking about how he leads by example and brings veteran leadership. I almost threw up. I never thought I would wish for KT to be in the game. Maybe that was part of Petri's plan. To show us that there is someone worse than KT.
 
He claps his hands better than all the other Kings.
:D

For what it's worth, he also looks like he has a positive attitude...

His hands are not small; therefore they must be weak or slippery, or perhaps both. Perhaps he needs hand-strengthening tips as well as hand-stickiness tips.

Or perhaps it's only a psychological issue - in which case he should turn to his cousin KT for advice.
 
What the hell ever happened to acquiring players who could dribble pass and shoot? Nevermind a player who can catch a ball. Apparently that philosophy went out the window when Geoff the Mastermind acquired Mikki Less-Is-Moore. (as is in less production for more, as in less rebounds, less points, less block shots, and more dollars, more emotional outbursts, more overpaid dead weight on our roster.)

And if we are going to get a player who is rail thin and whimpy like Mikki Less-Is-Moore and unable to bang and clear space under the glass, and pay him a ridiculous sum, then at least he should be able to do one thing of positive note...so far I can't see one thing on the court he does particularly well....maybe he can learn to excel as an end of bench towel waver. That's about all the potential I see in him.

At least the last year of his contract is guaranteed for only 2 million dollars.
 
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Last night was a first for me.

In the 4th quarter I actually yelled at the TV "Come on, Reggie! Put in Kenny for Mikki!"

How bad is that?
 
Personally, I thought Moore was a decent signing when GP signed him. I thought he would definitely be a good PF in to fill a huge hole. I think he can jump higher than the Kings other PF's, puts his body on the ground and can run without the ball, all of which I think are better then KT or SAR.

I'll jump on the bandwagon now, I think Moore Sucks, he needs to produce more. I thought that he would be able to contribute to our team. However, when we look at past seasons of Moore's effort something doesn't seem right

Year MPG FG% FT% RPG APG BPG TO PPG
2006-07 26.4 60 68 5.1 0.9 0.6 1.43 9.8
2007-08 25.6 37 91 4.3 0.9 0.3 1.71 4.4
Career 16.3 53 74 3.6 0.6 0.3 0.93 5.6

Other Stats generally don't show that much change

In English this means Moore's FG percent dropped from 60% to 37%, Rebounding is down from 5.1 to 4.3, and scoring is less than half in about the same amount of time he got in NJ. Moore is 32 years old which is on the older side but I still think he has a few years left (only this one with the Kings though at this rate).

Well obviously, Moore isn't going to shoot FT's at 91% (11 for 12) for the whole season. I really think that it is too early to judge players for this season. Yeah, Beno Udrih had a good first game (where everyone was praising him), but he had some major suckage last game.


I hope Moore can produce what he did last season in NJ, or even close to his career stats. If that happened, I don't think everyone would be saying he's sucking so much
 
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Maybe he's got the NBA equivalent of a man with premature you-know-what.
So what's the prescription for that? Well, if it's a physical problem, he may need to see a Urologist. But if it's just anxiety, he should get better.
 
And it's so surprising he's not panning out. No one saw it coming.


Moore had his only good season last year. He also had one of the greatest points guards of all time setting him up the entire season. Why Petrie thought for some reason he would come out here and play anything like he did back east is beyond me..
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Moore had his only good season last year. He also had one of the greatest points guards of all time setting him up the entire season. Why Petrie thought for some reason he would come out here and play anything like he did back east is beyond me..
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We obviously don't understand the impact that a veteran savvy flagwaiver like Moore can provide. :)
 
I never spend energy on the negative, but this Mikki Moore has me (like Cal-King) screaming at the t.v. I was also yelling at him at the game, but my seatmates agreed so it was okay-ha! I am a Petrie fan, but this guy is a disaster--he can't do the basics of the game and when he speaks, you know he is missing a brain as well. Ughhhh! Annie.
 
I never spend energy on the negative, but this Mikki Moore has me (like Cal-King) screaming at the t.v. I was also yelling at him at the game, but my seatmates agreed so it was okay-ha! I am a Petrie fan, but this guy is a disaster--he can't do the basics of the game and when he speaks, you know he is missing a brain as well. Ughhhh! Annie.


Holy crap the Annie seal of disapproval. :eek: I think this is unprecedented. Somebody call Geoff now. I mean it.


Top 5 reasons to appreciate Mikki Moore:

5) Gives you a reason to cheer for Kenny Thomas
4) Claps his hands really enthusiastically
3) Geoff was running low on 5-9M/yr PFs for moveable parts
2) He is tall
1) He has the third prettiest hairdo in the MSE empire after Jenny Boucek and DeMaya Walker.
 
In the tune|beat of Britney's song "Gimme More"

"It's Mikki B****
(we see him, oh no)

Everytime we have a game on
He says that he's going to go the extra mile for us
We wanna scream at the television (un un)
Feels like we're all just gonna puke

He can't slam around, even if no one's around
He keeps on Floppin' (He keeps on floppin')
He keeps on Floppin' (He keeps on floppin')

Cameras aren't flashin' cause he can't do nothin'
We can't stop watchin' (We can't stop watchin')
It feels like the crowd is sayin'

Mikki Mikki Less
Mikki Less
Mikki Mikki Less
Give us less
Give us, Give us, Give us less

He's the center of our attention
Just because he's signed for all that much
He's got all of us going crazy (oh yeah)
And I've learned that he can't even dunk


oooooooh"

Seriously, I wish the guy would at least dunk. He's right there and he's tall enough to just put it in the whole. Why doesn't he? Put in the bucket and send him to the line. At least that's something he should be able to do.
 
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