Ha! I had to pick myself up off the floor, after falling out of my chair laughing.
Garnett is afraid. He's scared, he's tense, he's in a slump and doesn't want to hurt his team, and is hurting his team because of that fear.
This is the reason why Paul Pierce is the leader of that team, and the reason why Garnett didn't win the MVP. Pierce carried his team through the playoffs even when Ray Allen couldn't buy a bucket. And even to Ray Allen's credit, he didn't stop shooting and crawl into a hole when he wen through his slump, and because of that, since Game 6 of the ECF, he's been lights out.
But this Kevin Garnett isn't the same player that was dominating the Kings in the 2004 playoffs, who carried his team to the best record in the Western conference in his MVP season and through the playoffs to the West Finals. This Kevin Garnett is deferential, doesn't look for his own offense, can't finish at the rim, can't hit a jumper, and in general isn't bringing anything more to the table than a guy like Marcus Camby or Tyson Chandler would/did for their teams in the playoffs.
He's supposed to be the difference maker between the 20-win Celtics and this year's 60-win Celtics, and I'm not buying it. I wasn't buying it during the season as evidence of his being the front-runner for the MVP award, and I'm not buying it now. Danny Ainge did a great job getting Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett, and then he added guys like House and Posey and PJ Brown to the mix, and now the whole is greater than the individual parts of the equation. But the heart of the team is still Paul Pierce, no matter what anyone says, and if the Celtics are going to win a championship, they're going to win it on his back. Not Garnett's. That much has become evident.
Maybe if Garnett spent less time goaltending after whistles, he'd be able to put the ball in the bucket on offense.